"Right Men, are you ready! Keep your eye's peeled, the enemy's been sighted in the vicinity... I think we'll, LOOK OUT! INCOMING! GET DOWN..OH SH"T IT'S A GAYBOMB!, **BLLLAAAMMOOOON!**............................. ....oh oh dear... is everyone ok? has anyone seen my teapot? where's my teapot. It's lovely, it has a spout and everything."
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"I'd long heard rumors of an alien species that hunted men for sport. I'd always thought they were nothing but campfire tales."
"An ugly cat. Vast desert. Smoke and fire. Flying lead makes holes in parchment. The ugly cat is much amused." --- Gatodamus (1503-1566)
Posted 01 November 2007 - 03:51 AM
I saw a comedian years ago, talking about the prospect of letting gays serve in the U.S. military. He had a great line:
"But captain, I couldn't shoot him! He was GORGEOUS!"
My god! How that ghost makes me dread
My attempts to sleep at night, in my bed
All that moaning and groaning
Keep me awake until morning
Oh wait --- it's that couple next door, newly wed!
--- Copyright 2006 by Gatofeo
They need to drop Maxwell Smarts Nude Bomb at the same time.
Bloody hell, do it right.
And the plans have been leaked
If they ever drop this, I hope we are at war with Gaddafi.
Edited by psyche101, 01 May 2013 - 05:52 AM.
Things are what they are. - MeReality can't be debunked. That's the beauty of it. - CapeoIf I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Sir Isaac NewtonLet me repeat the lesson learned from the Sturrock scientific review panel: Pack up your old data and forget it. Ufology needs new data, new cases, new rigorous and scientific methodologies if it hopes ever to get out of its pit. - Ed StewartYoutube is the last refuge of the ignorant and is more often used for disinformation than genuine research. There is a REASON for PEER REVIEW... - ChrlzsNothing is inexplicable, just unexplained. - Dr Who
Hige sceal þe heardra, heorte þe cenre, mod sceal þe mare, þe ure mægen lytlað.
Posted 20 May 2013 - 11:38 PM
"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
(The Yeoman of the Guard ~ Gilbert and Sullivan)
"Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God." - Matthew 5:9
Posted 21 May 2013 - 04:03 AM
Well, at least having people to make out with each other instead of killing each other would seem to be less destructive...
"But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil." - Luke 6:35