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#1    Chemically_Romanced

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:43 PM

Schizophrenia Test

I don't know alot about schizophrenia, but I'm not sure if this is a very accurate test, considering I scored a 34 I appear to have some early signs commonly associated with schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder.

These questions are almost stereotypical too me.  Especially the "Magical Powers" question.  Plenty of people are in contact with spirits or like that, this disorder seems kind of, made up.  Maybe made up too keep the contactees under wraps.  I mean...I know that there are people who are just crazy...but still.

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:45 PM

I took the test.  I am schizophrenic.

I'm not though.

I am.

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:49 PM

I scored 0.

I hit the first option in every question because the screaming man living behind my eyes told me to.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:49 PM

well i think thats a good result unless i tricked it of course   or was it the voice in my head that tricked it  hmmm


You scored a total of  0


You have answered this schizophrenia screening in such a way as to suggest that you are not likely currently suffering from schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder. Because no online test is 100% accurate, please be aware that this does not necessarily mean you do not have schizophrenia, only that this particular quiz did not find sufficient evidence to suggest that you do. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way. If you have concerns regarding your mental health or well-being, please consult a trained mental health professional for further assistance.




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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:53 PM

Will take the test later.  Pretty sure one of us is skitzo tho.

Papaver on Nov 12 2007, 02:49 PM, said:

I scored 0.

I hit the first option in every question because the screaming man living behind my eyes told me to.

That was beautiful!!! original.gif

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:53 PM

I got a 0. thats gotta be wrong..... wacko.gif  laugh.gif

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:02 PM

I scored a zero.....but, the voices in my head told me that the test is really a conspiracy to track the spirit being, Asaria, that I channel nightly. Asaria told me to ignore those voices because they lie.  blink.gif
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:03 PM

I scored 3.

Okay voices you can start again wink2.gif

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:14 PM

3

Wow, I thought I was really weird because of my high imagination. Hmph, guess not.

Darn it!

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:16 PM

With all of those questions it's so obvious which answers would be associated with having schizophrenia. May as well just ask you straight, do you have it or not?

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:18 PM

Raptor X7 on Nov 12 2007, 09:16 PM, said:

With all of those questions it's so obvious which answers would be associated with having schizophrenia. May as well just ask you straight, do you have it or not?


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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:20 PM

Spanky_ on Nov 12 2007, 08:45 PM, said:

I took the test.  I am schizophrenic.

I'm not though.

I am.



LMFAO

I got a 0

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:32 PM

I got a 6 which means no schizophrenia for me... BTW anyone who thinks they have special powers is a nut bar.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:36 PM

Well i scored a 0 so i guess i,m not!

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Posted 13 November 2007 - 04:47 AM

I scored 26, because I think I have a put a map to heaven in the DNA of insects and plants, and I can speak to animals.  I have bipolar with grandious delusions, pretty much like schiz., as I have psychosis.  I think it is a gift, and my life is probibly way more entertaining than most.  I get lonely because of my highly evolved consciousness, and work hard at trying to figure out how to get everybody to this plane of existence.  You dont have to die to get to heaven.  A 26?????

Edited by little bear, 13 November 2007 - 04:48 AM.





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