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The Church of Biff


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#1    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 04:43 PM

Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea.
I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up.

Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start -

Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn.  grin2.gif





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Posted 24 April 2008 - 04:45 PM

BiffSplitkins on Apr 24 2008, 04:43 PM, said:

Ok - I just left the 'who's right' topic and it gave me an idea.
I'm starting the Church of Biff right here right now and we ALL get to make commandments up.

Unlimited commandments. But submit only one per post. They have be way off the wall commandments though. I'll start -

Thou shalt not wear black socks with sandals while mowing the lawn.  grin2.gif

Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say:
Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis.
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...=124338&hl=

Edited by muddpuppy, 24 April 2008 - 04:58 PM.

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#3    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 04:46 PM

muddpuppy on Apr 24 2008, 12:45 PM, said:

Because of a thread I read earlier today I will have to say:
Thou Shall Not Steal/Shrink a Man's penis.

Oooh - you've been to Manitoba haven't you?

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 05:36 PM

Thou Shalt wear a bra with tank tops in the summer so as not to scare adults and small children.   (I see this at work all the time...*shudders*)     blink.gif


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Posted 24 April 2008 - 05:53 PM

Thou Shalt Not Accept Any More Tater Tot Covered Hedgehogs From Biff... w00t.gif

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:14 PM

Thall Shalt Not use YouTube Videos as evidence in the UM forums

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:18 PM

Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public.



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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:24 PM

ohio traveler on Apr 24 2008, 07:18 PM, said:

Thou shalt not " slurp " your soup or coffee in public.

ewww yeah or chew with one's mouth open

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:32 PM


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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:42 PM

Thou Shall Not Read The Guardian newspaper


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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:45 PM

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:49 PM

Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman.


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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:51 PM

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:52 PM

clover on Apr 24 2008, 06:49 PM, said:

Thou shalt no wear shirt with sayings on them like "Bringing sexy back" "I'm Hot" "Spoiled" and "Princess" if you are a grown ass woman.


Thou shalt not wear pants with the words "juicy, sexy, hot," or any thing else written to make people look at your axx if your a teenage girl!


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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:55 PM

Thou Shall not wear spedo's and cowboyboots to the beach:o





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