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#31    muddpuppy

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 01:45 PM

ships-cat on Apr 25 2008, 02:38 PM, said:

"A measure of Whisky for a penny, and three measures of Ginger Ale for a penny; and see thou hurt
not the oil and the wine. But trample the fields of the Aubergine with Iron Hooves, for it is a the Tuber of the Devil."

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Commandments only please. i dont even understand what you typed  blink.gif  wacko.gif

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 01:52 PM

muddpuppy on Apr 25 2008, 02:45 PM, said:

Commandments only please. i dont even understand what you typed  blink.gif  wacko.gif

It's a quotation from the Bible; Revelations 6:5 original.gif (well... the bit about the aubergines was mine... )

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 01:56 PM

muddpuppy on Apr 25 2008, 09:45 AM, said:

Commandments only please. i dont even understand what you typed  blink.gif  wacko.gif

I thought it was a parable or something.. LOL.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 01:59 PM

gabolai on Apr 24 2008, 05:08 PM, said:

Thou shall put lemonpeper or luisianna hotsause on EVERYTHING you eat.


I do this alot!!!

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 02:01 PM

Thou Shall Not put any Gods before the Cat-God in Biff's avatar.
Lest ye suffer the wrath of the AK wielding kitty. laugh.gif

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 02:22 PM

Thou Shalt ALWAYS have jelly within thy doughnut.


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 05:28 PM

Thou shall not toss thy dog's crap on thy neighbor's lawn.
(But if you do, you should expect it to be tossed back.)

I'd join this church.  Amen.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 05:33 PM

Purplos on Apr 25 2008, 05:28 PM, said:

Thou shall not toss thy dog's crap on thy neighbor's lawn.
(But if you do, you should expect it to be tossed back.)

I'd join this church.  Amen.

me too...all hail the almighty AK wielding cat! *bows down in worship of the cat*

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 05:59 PM

Take these tater tots, all of you and eat... for this is my body.
Take this 'Coors Light' and drink... for this is my blood.

Thou shalt drink beer & eat pizza on Friday's


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:08 PM

HAHA---man, I wonder if hardcore believers find that one offensive lol


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:25 PM

Thou shall not balance your checkbook at the cash register.


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:28 PM

Plainbob13 on Apr 25 2008, 06:25 PM, said:

Thou shall not balance your checkbook at the cash register.

yes!! good one Bob!  thumbsup.gif

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:29 PM

Thou shalt not drive in the fast lane while cars in other lanes are passing you going 65 mph.


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:31 PM

Thou Shalt have any sexual preference one chooses

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:40 PM

muddpuppy on Apr 25 2008, 01:31 PM, said:

Thou Shalt have any sexual preference one chooses



Nay except for fish, for it is most wicked that sinful man guppy love. tongue.gif





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