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#46    The Unseen

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:46 PM

Thou shalt not spin more than 4 times around on the ceiling fan while holding the cat."True story"


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 06:49 PM

BiffSplitkins on Apr 25 2008, 10:59 AM, said:

Take these tater tots, all of you and eat... for this is my body.
Take this 'Coors Light' and drink... for this is my blood.

Thou shalt drink beer & eat pizza on Friday's

OOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!  w00t.gif  yes.gif


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 07:06 PM

Finsup22 on Apr 25 2008, 07:40 PM, said:

Nay except for fish, for it is most wicked that sinful man guppy love. tongue.gif

i figured someone would a draw a line somwhere...OK Fish are Taboo

Thou Shall Not have sexual relations with beast of the land, birds of the skies, nor fish of the waters

Edited by muddpuppy, 25 April 2008 - 07:06 PM.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 07:22 PM

muddpuppy on Apr 25 2008, 03:06 PM, said:

i figured someone would a draw a line somwhere...OK Fish are Taboo

Thou Shall Not have sexual relations with beast of the land, birds of the skies, nor fish of the waters


This cannot be. I've had relations with a few 'beasts' in my time. tongue.gif

Thou shalt learn the proper use of a light switch grin2.gif



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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:09 PM

BiffSplitkins on Apr 25 2008, 08:22 PM, said:

This cannot be. I've had relations with a few 'beasts' in my time. tongue.gif

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ok re-revised:
Thall Shall Not have sexual relations with Fish or beasts of the waters, nor birds

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:15 PM

As a devout Frisbean I'm adamantly opposed to such blasphemous Biffism.  Frisbeans (frizz-bee-ans) believe that when we die our souls are thrown on top of roofs and stay there forever.
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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:21 PM

muddpuppy on Apr 25 2008, 04:09 PM, said:

ok re-revised:
Thall Shall Not have sexual relations with Fish or beasts of the waters, nor birds

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Edited by BiffSplitkins, 25 April 2008 - 08:21 PM.

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:23 PM

Sticks cat-nip and ammo in the collection plate.



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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:32 PM

SphericalMiracle on Apr 25 2008, 04:15 PM, said:

As a devout Frisbean I'm adamantly opposed to such blasphemous Biffism.  Frisbeans (frizz-bee-ans) believe that when we die our souls are thrown on top of roofs and stay there forever.
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So be it.

Thou shalt throw frisbees this weekend in honor of our fellow religious brothers the 'Frisbeans'.

but what happens when a dog gets a hold of the frisbee??? is that bad?

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:33 PM

Purplos on Apr 25 2008, 04:23 PM, said:

Sticks cat-nip and ammo in the collection plate.


Extra Tater Tots and Coors Light for you!!! grin2.gif

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:37 PM

LOL,I love you people.LOL notworthy.gif


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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:58 PM

theghost on Apr 25 2008, 08:37 PM, said:

LOL,I love you people.LOL notworthy.gif

Child..bow not to us...bow instead to the AK wielding Cat in Biff's avatar. The cat is our God...why? because he has a frigging AK!!!!!!! I'm not messing with THAT! laugh.gif

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:02 PM

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:06 PM

Thou shalt drink...

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 05:48 AM

BiffSplitkins on Apr 25 2008, 04:32 PM, said:

So be it.

Thou shalt throw frisbees this weekend in honor of our fellow religious brothers the 'Frisbeans'.

but what happens when a dog gets a hold of the frisbee??? is that bad?


T'would depend upon which of my brethren get it.For myself...I'd just catch & release.

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Edited by Wolf MacCanine, 26 April 2008 - 05:49 AM.

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