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#1    Mr-X

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Posted 06 October 2002 - 04:08 AM

One Day at 20 Feet Below Sea Level

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.
He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever.
The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, and minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set, and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning you moron!!!

   DESPERATION

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sweet, freshly baked biscuts with powdered sugar, wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even
greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were
literally hundreds of his favorite bickies . Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw
himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous scent of the fresh bickies was already teasing
his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a warm bickie at the edge of the table, when suddenly
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WHHAACCKK!! --

his hand was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife......

"Hands off" she said sternly, "they're for the funeral."

Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about.
- Willy Wonka

#2    odinsupreme

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Posted 06 October 2002 - 10:59 PM

Hehehe. The second one is good. ;D

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#3    HD

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Posted 22 October 2002 - 07:01 PM

HEH HEH HEH liked the second one :s2 :s2 :s2

"You have to learn to love yourself after all you are the only
person you are guaranteed to be with for the rest of your life.."

#4    Dr.Brain

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Posted 24 October 2002 - 02:55 PM

I liked the first one.... :s7





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