Riddles from the actual Riddler himself...
These are some REALLY good ones, stump your friends!
http://www.usfamily....an/shoriddl.htm
Who fancies a riddle? The great big riddle thread (merged)
#1249
Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:54 AM

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,
''Listen here good looking, I sc**w anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, inside, outside, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean...it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of university and I just love it''.
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ‘‘No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?
#1250
Posted 27 October 2009 - 05:58 AM
oops; posted it in the wrong forum...guess the joke's on me
...sorry.
#1252
Posted 12 November 2009 - 03:24 PM
The banks?

What if it's like high school and all the cool dead people don't like me? Motzart will say he's busy. but oh I'll see him later with Shakespeare and Lincoln
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
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