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Why men don't mind being men........


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#1    Mr-X

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Posted 27 October 2002 - 10:23 AM



1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thin king "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads or tampons.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.

Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about.
- Willy Wonka

#2    Mentalcase

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Posted 27 October 2002 - 01:36 PM

Nice!!  :s2

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Posted 27 October 2002 - 02:48 PM

hehe, nice...but in regards to:

      
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15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them


Thats because men dont purposeley show their chests. Well except very fat men with semi-cleavage.  And sumo's. Its nothing sexaul anyway...its just, er..umm, something to do with geometry. Sacred geometry, yes..thats right,  :s9


#4    Homer

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Posted 27 October 2002 - 10:18 PM

Men are cool 8)

אַ֭תָּה אֱלֹהֵ֣י יִשְׁעִ֑י

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 04:24 AM

18 is right if you are talking to another man, but if its a woman, its never over that fast.  why won't they get off the phone?

if there was a meteor,
adrift amongst space,
set about on a collision course
not with Earth, but my face...
i wonder if id even know,
at what time i might,
be passed off like an old style
and by the meteor be smite?

- me, 1997

#6    Kismit

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 07:59 AM

Hey I'm not sure I should find that funny.










but I do hehehe ;D


#7    Ronin6th

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 12:41 PM

Huhuh...it's good to be men!

If you cannot be the First, be the One.

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#8    Dr.Brain

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 04:32 PM

Proud to be a Man  :s07


#9    Dr.Brain

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 04:33 PM

Proud to be a Man

Can any WOMAN dare to post WHY WOMEN LIKE TO BE A WOMAN?


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Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:06 PM




           YES, BUT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW!!   :s2

"Science may have found a cure for most evils;  but it has
         found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
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#11    Kira

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    Thanks TO xx

Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:20 PM

::) :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2


To add to what KC posted. We unlike men don't feel the need to justfy our existence


                            :s1 :s1 :s1 :s1

We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.

#12    SpaceyKC

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:54 PM




          Well stated CW!    :s1

"Science may have found a cure for most evils;  but it has
         found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
                                                     Helen Keller

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 06:02 PM

Well said KC &amp; CW  :s1 :s2

There's Definetly NO Penis envy here :s2 :sp




#14    Mentalcase

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 09:15 PM

Hey I have a feminine side.  :-*

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 03:49 PM

KC and Celticwitch_00 We are not talking about proving our existences ....just to tell how proud do u feel while being a woman....  :s07





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