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Why would aliens visit Earth?


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#16    Frigga

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 05:15 AM

QUOTE (chico del nacho @ May 4 2004, 05:07 PM)
QUOTE (Ozmeister @ May 4 2004, 04:19 PM)
Or maybe the answer is they've already been, didn't find anything intelligent here worth writing home about and then labelled the Earth "Mostly Harmless" tongue.gif  grin2.gif

heh...hitchhiker's guide...

a reason they might come by is some genius alien marketer. "Probe Earthlings for Fun and Profit!" or "Come on down to Earth, where we can get you a human perfect for your probing needs. Hot dogs for sale and free balloons for the kids."

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#17    stillcrazy

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 05:34 AM

TO SERVE MAN

(It's a Cookbook)

Gathering new receipts.

101 ways to wok a human.

Multi national food court.

The new Kids Cuisine

The anal probe is really a meat thermometer.

Traveled a million light years for a big mac. (Tall Scotsman)

To prove there is no intelligent life forms out here in cold space.  


#18    Ozmeister

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Posted 06 May 2004 - 05:56 AM

Maybe they're sick and tired of the easy life back in civilisation and they want to go somewhere wild and dangerous. Head back to the "Good ol' days" grin2.gif  grin2.gif

Hey, maybe they have the equivalent of our "reality" TV shows........they're coming here to go "back to nature" and rough it out for some prize on offer tongue.gif  grin2.gif

Maybe they're just studying us like we do ancient Greece, Egypt and such....."Today's lectures start the series 'Earth.....A primitive civilisation's perspective on the Universe'....."

Or we're a zoo....."Mommy, look at all the silly humans. They're cute, can I have one??"

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Posted 09 May 2004 - 10:17 AM


Unless they can travel faster than the speed of light or create worm holes they wouldn`t be coming here unless it was damn important. Like saving us from ourselves thumbsup.gif  


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Posted 09 May 2004 - 07:56 PM

All they need is one reson to come to earth. I'v said it before and i'll say it again. THEY COME FOR POT. THEY COME FOR LIQUOR. THEY COME TO PARTY. w00t.gif  w00t.gif  w00t.gif  w00t.gif  w00t.gif  w00t.gif rainfro.gif

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 04:15 PM

Aliens are here to see how we react to certain tortures and abductions.

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#22    chico del nacho

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 04:17 PM

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Why would aliens visit Earth?

for all our delicious pies and pastries *drools*
they abduct people for the SOLE reason of discovering recipes for the perfect peach cobbler or at the very least an amazing apple brown betty.

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Posted 10 May 2004 - 10:51 PM

THey come to party. Rock ON

Edited by cor_raven, 10 May 2004 - 10:53 PM.

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