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#1    Mr-X


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Posted 28 October 2002 - 09:08 AM

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a  perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,  of  course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple  was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed  someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,  they  stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not  wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect  couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were  driving along delivering the toys. unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only  one of  them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?  ???
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)


The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and  there is  no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.


So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman  must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about.
- Willy Wonka

#2    Kismit



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Posted 28 October 2002 - 09:48 AM

OUCH!! :s6

scroll down................

:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2
o. k. thats the end know Mr X.

there really isnt anything else for you to read here

go....... turn back now

are you still reading this

Now look who's not listening  ;D

#3    Ronin6th


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Posted 28 October 2002 - 12:19 PM

Hehe...good one!

If you cannot be the First, be the One.

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 04:54 PM


#5    SpaceyKC


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Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:09 PM

     Nice comeback Kismit!!    :s2

"Science may have found a cure for most evils;  but it has
         found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
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Posted 28 October 2002 - 05:18 PM

:s2 :s2 :s2 Round of applause to Kismit :s09

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Posted 28 October 2002 - 09:12 PM


http://ancientaliensdebunked.com/  <~Ancient Aliens DEBUNKED!
I think that it is much more likely that the reports of flying saucers are the results of the known irrational characteristics of terrestrial intelligence than of the unknown rational efforts of extra-terrestrial intelligence ~Richard Feynman http://www.myspace.com/7leafclover

#8    Kismit



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Posted 29 October 2002 - 12:21 AM

Hehehehe :sf

#9    Homer


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Posted 29 October 2002 - 04:07 AM

:s2 Good one Mr-X :s2

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Posted 29 October 2002 - 04:41 AM

(wants to read it to wife... maybe not... )   :sh

if there was a meteor,
adrift amongst space,
set about on a collision course
not with Earth, but my face...
i wonder if id even know,
at what time i might,
be passed off like an old style
and by the meteor be smite?

- me, 1997

#11    Deathsythe Hell

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Posted 30 October 2002 - 08:05 PM

ha ha ha  :s2

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viewing and monitoring." -System of a Down

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