Mistydawn, on 04 November 2009 - 09:02 PM, said:
Dead flies!!
Not going to get flu, I REFUSE!
The next person never wears make-up
True. I’m so damn beautiful I don’t need it

I also can’t get up any earlier in the morning than I already do and putting that stuff on takes time.
TNP will never look at the raisins the way they did before

joking... here’s the real one:
TNP can’t swat a fly, not only because flies are so good at avoiding swatting, but also because TNP can’t force themselves to actually swat filthy little bug. One half of the brain is moving the arm towards the fly, whispering ‘You have it, oh yes, there you go...” while the other is stopping it, screaming ‘Ugh, yuck, noooo!’