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#1    Tao of Pooh

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:41 PM

Ok, you've all heard it before:
"I like my women like I like my coffee...cold & bitter"
This is how the game goes:
Someone posts I like my (whatever, i suppose it doesn't have to be men/women but i think it's funnier if it is) like I like my (whatever)...
then the next poster gives the punchline and posts their "I like my (whatever)" thingie.

Example:
ME: I like my men like I like my pizza...
YOU: Hot & cheesy (or)
Coming in 30 minutes or less (or)
Sealed in plastic & frozen in the freezer.



Ok, here goes:

I like my men like I like my backpack...


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Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:48 PM

Always on my back!

I like my women like I like my car...


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Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:57 PM

gabe on Dec 14 2008, 03:48 PM, said:

Always on my back!

I like my women like I like my car...


Red hot and ready to go!


I like my men like I like my tv......

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 03:59 PM

Still Waters on Dec 14 2008, 07:57 AM, said:

Red hot and ready to go!


I like my men like I like my tv......

I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep.





I like my men like I like my barbeques.

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 04:12 PM

Tao of Pooh on Dec 14 2008, 03:59 PM, said:

I can just switch him off when I'm ready to go to sleep.





I like my men like I like my barbeques.


Hot and sizzly!


I like my men like I like my computer........


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Posted 14 December 2008 - 04:32 PM

Still Waters on Dec 14 2008, 04:12 PM, said:

Hot and sizzly!


I like my men like I like my computer........


...Virus free.

I like my women like I like my games consoles....

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 04:33 PM

Still Waters on Dec 14 2008, 09:12 PM, said:

Hot and sizzly!


I like my men like I like my computer........

virus free.


i like my women like i like my cigars

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 04:39 PM

GreyWeather on Dec 14 2008, 09:32 PM, said:

...Virus free.

I like my women like I like my games consoles....

Ready to be pushed and with vibrate.

i like my my women like i like my wine

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:17 PM

louie on Dec 14 2008, 11:39 AM, said:

Ready to be pushed and with vibrate.

i like my my women like i like my wine


sweet and smooth


I like my men like I like my shoes



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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:22 PM

louie on Dec 14 2008, 11:33 AM, said:

i like my women like i like my cigars

smoking hot and pleasureful.

I like my women like I like my rilfes...

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:23 PM

She-ra on Dec 14 2008, 05:17 PM, said:

sweet and smooth


I like my men like I like my shoes


Varied and coming in pairs..

I like my women like I like my cash



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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:29 PM

Sky Scanner on Dec 14 2008, 09:23 AM, said:

Varied and coming in pairs..

I like my women like I like my cash


Foriegn, and covered in trace amounts of cocaine.

I like my women like I like my theater.

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#13    Tao of Pooh

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:29 PM

NM.

Edited by Tao of Pooh, 14 December 2008 - 05:33 PM.

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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:30 PM

InHuman on Dec 14 2008, 12:29 PM, said:

Foriegn, and covered in trace amounts of cocaine.

I like my women like I like my theater.


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I like my men like I like my dog



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Posted 14 December 2008 - 05:32 PM

She-ra on Dec 14 2008, 09:30 AM, said:

Dark and Loud

I like my men like I like my dog

Comes whenever I whistle.



I like my men like I like my bike.

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