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#1    Althalus

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Posted 01 November 2002 - 06:35 PM

A bus station is where the bus stops.

A train station is where the train stops.

My desk is a workstation......

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#2    HD

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Posted 01 November 2002 - 08:26 PM

HEH HEH HEH! :s2 :s2 :s2

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person you are guaranteed to be with for the rest of your life.."

#3    albaqwerty

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Posted 01 November 2002 - 11:38 PM

like it! :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2

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#4    SpaceyKC

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 01:17 AM



        Good ones Al!  :s2


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         found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
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#5    Homer

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 05:31 AM

:s2 Funny :s2

אַ֭תָּה אֱלֹהֵ֣י יִשְׁעִ֑י

#6    Kismit

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 10:42 AM

:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2good one Al.


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Posted 02 November 2002 - 01:55 PM

You on top form today Al :s2 :s2 :s2


#8    Loonboy

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 05:48 PM

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Funny. But my fave is -->
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres


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PS: Love your new look, Halo_Jones. Fab. 8)
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