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#1    Mentalcase

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 12:52 AM

Bumper stickers I'd like to see....

1.      Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an as*hole.
2.      Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
3.      The proctologist called, they found your head.
4.      Everyone ! has a photographic memory; some just don't have film
6.      Some people are only  alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
7.      I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
8.      WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9.      Hang up and drive.
10.     If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
11.     Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
13.     Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
15.     Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
16.     Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
17.     Welcome to America...Now speak English.

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 01:15 AM



       Very funny MC!  :s2



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Posted 02 November 2002 - 04:39 AM

I saw this written on a dirty car

&quot;i wish my wife was this dirty&quot;

Oh, you should never doubt what no one is sure about.
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Posted 02 November 2002 - 05:27 AM

:s2 Good one MC :s2

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 08:34 AM

:s2 :s2 :s2 so funny MC

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Posted 02 November 2002 - 10:38 AM

lol  :s2 I know a few people that could use a good proctologist.


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Posted 02 November 2002 - 01:40 PM

:s2 :s2 :s2 Very Funny  :s03


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Posted 03 November 2002 - 10:07 AM

i like to go to thrift stores and dig thru junk.  well, i found a bumper sticker- which i still have in my possession- that says, " COME NEAR ME AND ILL KILL YOU ".  i bought it because it is so strange and i am saving it for the perfect car  :sa

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adrift amongst space,
set about on a collision course
not with Earth, but my face...
i wonder if id even know,
at what time i might,
be passed off like an old style
and by the meteor be smite?

- me, 1997

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Posted 03 November 2002 - 10:24 AM

My Sister had a sticker that read


I'm not racist......I hate everybody .. it was funny because it was true . :su


#10    Mentalcase

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Posted 03 November 2002 - 10:34 AM

here's a funny one:  WWOJD=what would OJ do?

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