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#1    Althalus


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Posted 03 November 2002 - 07:10 PM

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes. "
Randy, 9

"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "
Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. "
Traci, 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers"

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."
Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. "
Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. "
Eileen, 8

"We make choices everyday, some of them good, some of them bad. And - if we are strong enough - we live with the consequences."
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Posted 04 November 2002 - 07:16 AM

hahaha, good find!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 09:51 AM

:s2 :s2 :s2Very Very funny and so true. Bless em! :s7

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 10:25 AM

My fave is:

&quot;Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.&quot;
Kyoyo, 9

Lol. 8)

Do what you want and be what you feel. Because after all, those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't 'mind.

Work hard, keep the ceremonies, live peacably, and unite your hearts. Hopi

Listen to the voice of nature, for it holds treasures for you. Huron

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. Minquass

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