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#1    Althalus

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Posted 03 November 2002 - 07:10 PM


"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. "
Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working. "
Michael, 14

"Stay away from prunes. "
Randy, 9

"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "
Emily, 10

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. "
Taylia,11

"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. "
Traci, 14

"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers"
Mitchell,12

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."
Andrew, 9

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."
Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick."
Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. "
Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. "
Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat. "
Eileen, 8

"We make choices everyday, some of them good, some of them bad. And - if we are strong enough - we live with the consequences."
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#2    Mentalcase

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 07:16 AM

hahaha, good find!

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 09:51 AM

:s2 :s2 :s2Very Very funny and so true. Bless em! :s7




#4    Loonboy

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Posted 04 November 2002 - 10:25 AM

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My fave is:

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&quot;Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.&quot;
Kyoyo, 9


Lol. 8)
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