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#31    Ketzer

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 05:51 AM

Anyone want one as a pet?

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 01:10 PM

Almighty89 on Apr 14 2009, 06:51 AM, said:

Anyone want one as a pet?


The woman or the bear?
I couldn't afford to feed the woman....
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 01:40 PM


This is a cryonics job.... put her on dry ice and preserve her until sometime in the future when we can transplant a brain into her head.

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 01:47 PM

Siara on Apr 14 2009, 02:40 PM, said:

This is a cryonics job.... put her on dry ice and preserve her until sometime in the future when we can transplant a brain into her head.


True and according to the video, we will also need to do a right butt check transplant.
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 02:00 PM

Good thing it was not a Pepsi........Look out boys im commin in.  laugh.gif

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 02:39 PM

DarkNova@ on Apr 14 2009, 02:10 PM, said:

The woman or the bear?
I couldn't afford to feed the woman....


LMAO  laugh.gif
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 02:41 PM

DarkNova@ on Apr 14 2009, 08:47 AM, said:

True and according to the video, we will also need to do a right butt check transplant.


We can rebuild her. Stronger, faster, and more blond.

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 02:50 PM

Plainbob13 on Apr 14 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

We can rebuild her. Stronger, faster, and more blond.


I don't think there needs to be much more "built" on her, the polar bears would have to take a few more chunks from her first... whistling2.gif

Edited by Moon Minion, 14 April 2009 - 02:53 PM.

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 03:05 PM

Moon Minion on Apr 14 2009, 03:50 PM, said:

the polar bears would have to take a few more chunks from her first... whistling2.gif


Wow, now this opens up a whole new business idea!

The Polar bear diet!
"Watch the pounds come off with every bite!"

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 03:21 PM

DarkNova@ on Apr 14 2009, 03:05 PM, said:

Wow, now this opens up a whole new business idea!

The Polar bear diet!
"Watch the pounds come off with every bite!"


LMAO, we'll be rich!! w00t.gif Liposuction will be a thing of the past...
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 03:45 PM

I wonder what could have been going on through its mind.


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Posted 14 April 2009 - 04:23 PM

LMFAO! w00t.gif
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