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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:56 PM

View Postadrenochromevortex, on 14 October 2009 - 11:55 PM, said:

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 04:25 PM

tsunami's are caused by chuck norris when he sneezes.
"Keep britain tidy, bin a chav!"
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 11:02 PM

Chuck Norris wants to see Obama's birth certificate.
Whispers in the dark. Anonymous sources. Rumors. That is all it takes. After all, we all know what they [the Jews] are like, don’t we: inhuman, hardened. Capable of anything. Now all that remains is the defense, equally predictable: ‘Anti-Semitism? No, no, just criticism of Israel.’ - Mats Skogkär

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:36 AM

chuck norris once impregnated a grape.
chuck norris is my dad.
my mother was a grape.
"Res nolunt diu male administrari"-Things Refuse To Be Mismanaged For Long."

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