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The 6 Best 2012 Apocalypse Theories


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#1    GreytMuse

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 05:17 PM

I hope you find this breakdown of the 2012 end-of-world theories as amusing as I do: The Cracked List About 2012 .  This website linked is extremely irreverent, but one of my favorites. original.gif  

Warning: Mature language, offensive to some.


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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:19 PM

I read that this morning. It's awesome.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 01:35 AM

"Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to stockpile Spam in their bomb shelters. Hell, might as well get him in on the act."


Ah ha that was a good laugh laugh.gif


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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:38 AM

Brown Boy on Jun 12 2009, 02:35 AM, said:

"Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to stockpile Spam in their bomb shelters. Hell, might as well get him in on the act."


Ah ha that was a good laugh laugh.gif


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Posted 12 June 2009 - 04:39 AM

well it sounds to me like its nostradamus for sure. he got everyone to stockpile spam and now it's going to develop some air-borne disease that melts you from the inside out and then it'll be released when everyone opens the bombshelters for WWIII and there really won't be a war but we'll all be melted thanks to him... i hope i can find my gasmask...  dontgetit.gif

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 06:23 AM

Nice find.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 07:06 AM

Brilliant; Cracked is a great site, it always makes me smile.


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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:58 AM

Brown Boy on Jun 12 2009, 12:05 PM, said:

"Ah, Nostradamus. No one else in history has caused more people to stockpile Spam in their bomb shelters. Hell, might as well get him in on the act."


Ah ha that was a good laugh laugh.gif


Lol, yeah, that's probably the best....

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:07 AM

You know, nothing is going to happen. What rock-hard evidence do we have to support such a claim that something will, indeed, happen in December of 2012?


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Posted 25 June 2009 - 09:18 AM

This link is worth a read too  laugh.gif Hilarious to be honest : The 5 Scientific Experiments Most Likely to End the World

My favorite quotes so far :

Meet the Large Hadron Collider.
Meet the Large Hadron Collider...Again
Meet the Large Goddamn Hadron ****ing Collider.

and last but not least :
Basically the only thing that will save us from getting transformed into globulets of grey goo in a few years will be if the Large Hadron Collider kills us first.

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Posted 25 June 2009 - 11:17 AM

I think that propeci of "half the world will perice" might do though.
It did not really have a date, so it's lame putting it into 2012, also it sounds more interesting.
It's not really a doomsday propheci though.


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Posted 25 June 2009 - 12:39 PM

Freakin hilarious!

"The reality is McKenna utilized a pattern of his own invention to create a timeline of his own invention, and then predicted world events that had already happened. "

Man, I wish I had these skills! laugh.gif

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 02:19 PM

I read this the other day and was laughing myself to tears. The best thing about it is that it's not only funny, but makes sense. People have been predicting The End for ages, based on nothing solid, and will continue to do so well after 2012. Just keep moving the date and pretending to be credible.


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Posted 26 July 2009 - 05:59 AM

lol great article.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:22 PM

The one thing I've always like about Cracked, is their ability to explain the otherwise already obivious to the oblivious masses of superstitious church goers.


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