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The Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theory


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#1    Valdemar the Great

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 06:51 AM

Is there one yet? I'm sure there will be before long.
Perhaps someone might like to invent their own. Go on, there's plenty of scope for imagination, surely.


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Posted 26 June 2009 - 07:05 AM

Dammit i just came on here to post pretty much waht you did. I doubt it will be long!   grin2.gif


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Posted 26 June 2009 - 07:32 AM

I heard they rushed Mr Jackson off onto a plane after they announced he was dead unsure.gif was it a plane, or UFO??????

Edited by chemical-licker, 26 June 2009 - 07:33 AM.


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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:11 AM

I'd heard they'd taken him to Area 51.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 08:41 AM

Well obviously after Michael Jackson was "dead" and was covered up and put into the morgue, he molted only to continue his massive little boy spree in a larger and more powerful form. Really, he was not dead - it was all faked so that he could continue his magic without governmental interference. And of course yes he was "dead", but that was only because it took all the remaining energy he had left to transmorgify into this new creature that will soon walk the face of this earth. Currently he is just burrowed into the ground absorbing energy for his emergance, and we must give out little boys steel chastisty belts once he emerges again. There - here's your conspiracy theory behind his so called "death". You all have twenty-three years and then it will continue again... stay sharp...  ph34r.gif

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:06 AM

He was killed because he was going to admit he was the JFK shooter!

(Okay, he would have been four but he was a damn good shot and a four year old would not appreciate he was killing the Prez; see?)



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Posted 26 June 2009 - 09:38 AM

Pretty much immediately after it became clear he was dead, a friend of mine suggested he faked his own death in order to escape his financial problems. Some people are just born to conjure up conspiracies everywhere they go.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 10:09 AM

I heard he was crazy enough to look Chuck Norris in the eye...............

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:36 AM


Was Michael Jackson psychic?
Did he predict or prophesize his own death in his music.

I know he wrote a song called 'in the closet' from the dangerous album.
But with hindsight, that could've been about David Carradine? unsure.gif

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 11:44 AM

747400 on Jun 26 2009, 05:41 PM, said:

I'd heard they'd taken him to Area 51.

By they, you mean the shadow government agents or extraterrestrials?


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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:09 PM

MJ didnt die, the government helped fake his death because they are going to use him to contact his relitives on a distant star and ask them for help in covering up th existance of Aliens. When hes done there they promised him a new, whiter, more shiney face, and a job spying on the vatican disguised as a Catholic priest pedofile. He is to be gathering information on how the Churches mind controll devices work, and steal the plans for them so that Americans can be prevented from ever knowing the truth about anything again.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:22 PM

REBEL on Jun 26 2009, 01:44 PM, said:

By they, you mean the shadow government agents or extraterrestrials?

The shadow government agents are extraterrestials... wink2.gif

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:22 PM

Obviousman on Jun 26 2009, 10:06 AM, said:

He was killed because he was going to admit he was the JFK shooter!

(Okay, he would have been four but he was a damn good shot and a four year old would not appreciate he was killing the Prez; see?)


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Posted 26 June 2009 - 01:25 PM

Actually, a less silly theory would be that Michael Jackson was assassinated because he was about to reveal that he was the Stig, and not Schumacher.

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Posted 26 June 2009 - 02:19 PM

Or alternatively, the other theory I heard was that the Galactic Federation have decided that he's been a bit of disappointment as the extratrrestrials' Ambassador on earth, and so he's been recalled to Betelguese V.


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