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#16    Kismit

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Posted 17 November 2002 - 07:20 AM

OMG !!!!!!!! Halo you where soooooooo right  :s2


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Posted 17 November 2002 - 10:48 AM

Saruman


That is Very Very Scary!!!! :mrgreen:


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Posted 17 November 2002 - 10:59 AM

THE TRUTH

The first is a rumor, stoked by popular supermarket literature, that the tip of Michael Jackson's nose is dead and probably needs to be amputated. Michael, the biggest problem star of the last decade, has made the astonishing transformation in his lifetime from divine child prodigy to internationally beloved black pop entertainer to warped hermit of the white persuasion. The tip of his nose, however, isn't so lucky. It is apparently black and blue all the time because the blood in it no longer circulates.

My cohorts and I all have different theories on this. My favorite (and my personal belief) is that the media, in its slowly-inuring-us-to-the-fact-that-UFOs-are-real style, is trying to gently break the public in to the fact that Michael actually has ALREADY had his nose amputated. According to a Hollywood makeup artist a friend of mine knows, at a recent filming Michael was dancing in his whippy-snappy military trademark style, and during a quick toss of the head, his nose actually FLEW OFF. It was recovered by a prop guy and returned to the mortified owner, who clicked it back on his face and sprinted back to makeup to re-spackle the seam. The nose is apparently an expensive latex job with metallic bars on either side that plug into the magnetic strips implanted in his empty nose-hole. This is the reason why Michael's face is always completely painted: He no longer has anything natural going on, nose-wise, at all.

Another idea, which all of my friends have independently formulated and which is chilling osmotically through the Zeitgeist like an ill wind, is that Michael is not going to live very long, particularly in his disgraced Short-Eyes state. He is like Wat, the no-nosed man who lived in the woods in the King Arthur legend. The nose serves as a filter for all human beings, and since Michael dismissed his nose, he is in danger of microscopic particulates flying directly into his brain and causing instant death. Everybody seems to think that Michael is going to die soon.

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Posted 17 November 2002 - 12:19 PM

"Anyone got a bottle opener, oh thanks MJ" Mr-X grabs MJ's head and uses his nose as a bottle opener. sheeeeeeeeesh


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Posted 18 November 2002 - 03:04 PM

i think he just got butchered by a plastic surgeon and kept trying to correct it until it became a disaster.  ive heard the rumors about his nose too.  i also heard something about when he performed live on tv a couple of years ago, he insisted that he only be filmed from certain angles and any other tape must be destroyed.  he is a strange character, that is for sure.


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Posted 19 November 2002 - 07:33 PM

LMAO  :s2


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Posted 19 November 2002 - 08:24 PM

time for them to get the mechano kit out again


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Posted 20 November 2002 - 04:52 AM

:s3

For some reason, disgust and contempt doesn't even begin to describe my feelings for this twit.

Jackson Dangles Child Off Balcony

* - sorry, couldn't find a small enough picture to upload, didn't want to post a copyrighted pic off a web site. Click on the link below if you aren't easily offended. :P

Here's a link to the story;

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,10866,00.html

Magikman  :s3

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Posted 20 November 2002 - 11:23 AM

Saw that pic on papers today

what an idiot, putting the child's life at risk like that, I think that he should definately be certified. :s3


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Posted 20 November 2002 - 11:37 AM

this is probably mentioned in the news article, but that twat even went and put a blanket over his child's head, he could have done anything to him, luckily he then brought him back in.


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Posted 20 November 2002 - 01:57 PM

What gets me is, all his children are white!!! Also both his sons are called Prince, Whats up with that?
As for dangling his son over the balcony no real  parent would ever consider putting their child in any kind of danger! :s3 (Don't mind if I borrow your fav smilie do ya Dr Brain)


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Posted 21 November 2002 - 01:25 AM

What scares me is,  he's got 3 children now - who knows what goes on when the cameras aren't rolling.   :s5

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Posted 21 November 2002 - 04:10 AM

twisted , twisted, twisted :s3


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Posted 21 November 2002 - 06:40 PM

:s4 For those of you with a strong stomach, here is a pictorial history covering the evolution of Jackson's visage. The writer is a bit brutal with his comments, although he doesn't use vulgar language.

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

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Posted 21 November 2002 - 07:43 PM

Such a shame, he was nice looking before all that surgery, he is slowly killing himself.





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