[realmcutter]

I would retreat to my underground bunker, living off of geneticly enhanced mushrooms and foraging for weapons and supplies after i slowly ping of the zombie population in my local area. Then i would gather up the survivors and build a fortress around the town and begin storing up supplies for winter.

[The Silver Thong]

_Libby, on Jul 26 2009, 12:48 PM, said:

If zombies attacked I'd become a zombie.

In the films, the zombies seem to get it alot easier than the survivors trying to... survive. I mean, for the zombies it's just a different sort of all-you-can-eat buffet, right?

Well that settles it, you can't come over for dinner young lady now go clean your room LOL No zombies at my dinner table LOL oh oh that was racist wasn't it ok but I won't be putting out the good china hehe

[storminateacup]

The Silver Thong, on Jul 26 2009, 09:25 PM, said:

Well that settles it, you can't come over for dinner young lady now go clean your room LOL No zombies at my dinner table LOL oh oh that was racist wasn't it ok but I won't be putting out the good china hehe

Hey! Dead rotting corpes trying to kill you/eat your brains/both simultaneously have right too you know!

There is so much intolerance surrounding the undead these days... I suppose you serve cow blood to vampire guests instead of going the whole hog and getting human blood?

It's just not good enough.

Also, second-best china's good enough for me sweetie!

[Moon Minion]

Maybe if you don't run they won't attack, just try and act like them, like in 'Shawn of the dead'. Just go about your daily life and when you pass a zombie put on the slumpy act...yeah I'd do that, I'd be good at it too!

Other than that, no where really to run, especially if animals both sea and land get plagued, you'd be pretty much doomed...to eventually become a zombie, Libby's got a point, besides it might not be so bad if everyone were zombies (literally speaking, some choose to think my generation are already zombies) but yeah might be cool we could kick each others heads around

This post has been edited by Moon Minion: 27 July 2009 - 10:54 AM

[Jesse_Custer]

I would take refuge in a mega shopping mall with Ken Foree, Bruce Campbell and all the non-infected attractive women I can find.

This post has been edited by Jesse_Custer: 27 July 2009 - 10:46 AM

[Moon Minion]

Jesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 10:45 AM, said:

I would take refuge in a mega shopping mall with Ken Foree, Bruce Campbell and all the non-infected attractive women I can find.

Oh pssst! *Can't help but roll her eyes* Everyone knows shopping malls are zombie traps...

[Jesse_Custer]

Moon Minion, on Jul 27 2009, 06:52 AM, said:

Oh pssst! *Can't help but roll her eyes* Everyone knows shopping malls are zombie traps...

Killjoy.

[Moon Minion]

Jesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 11:54 AM, said:

Killjoy.

Well, you guys can be the entertainment.

[storminateacup]

Moon Minion, on Jul 27 2009, 11:28 AM, said:

Maybe if you don't run they won't attack, just try and act like them, like in 'Shawn of the dead'. Just go about your daily life and when you pass a zombie put on the slumpy act...yeah I'd do that, I'd be good at it too!

Other than that, no where really to run, especially if animals both sea and land get plagued, you'd be pretty much doomed...to eventually become a zombie, Libby's got a point, besides it might not be so bad if everyone were zombies (literally speaking, some choose to think my generation is already zombies) but yeah might be cool we could kick each others heads around

Is it Land of the Dead, where the zombies retain some memory of their past lives, and go round trying to start cars etc and go through the motions of their previous daily lives?

Or maybe we could be 'good' zombies like in that Scooby Doo cartoon movie, where they warn them about the actual monsters...

[witchfinder general]

i would go to this flea market in town. they got pistols, rifles, shotguns, ak's, kitanas,shurikens, conan swords, crazy looking viking blades, grenades, and bongs!!! perfection. actually, my cousin and i have had this contingency plan for quite a number of years. (dorks? or just prepared? :} ) then find my green merchant. ahhhh. nice! oh and i may need to find a deadpool costume. AWESOME!!!

[Jesse_Custer]

witchfinder general, on Jul 27 2009, 06:57 AM, said:

i would go to this flea market in town. they got pistols, rifles, shotguns, ak's, kitanas,shurikens, conan swords, crazy looking viking blades, grenades, and bongs!!! perfection. actually, my cousin and i have had this contingency plan for quite a number of years. (dorks? or just prepared? :} ) then find my green merchant. ahhhh. nice! oh and i may need to find a deadpool costume. AWESOME!!!

You, sir, are awesome.

[Moon Minion]

_Libby, on Jul 27 2009, 11:57 AM, said:

Is it Land of the Dead, where the zombies retain some memory of their past lives, and go round trying to start cars etc and go through the motions of their previous daily lives?

Or maybe we could be 'good' zombies like in that Scooby Doo cartoon movie, where they warn them about the actual monsters...

Yeah maybe we can not eat the people who are nice to us, make the living our slaves Mhuahahaha!! *Jaw drops off* oowwhhh

Oh remember in the corpse bride how the dead come up and everyone is freaked at first? I say give the dead a chance they might be friendly

This post has been edited by Moon Minion: 27 July 2009 - 11:05 AM

[Jesse_Custer]

Thinking about it, since zombies are a dumb bunch, I guess I'd just put a "There Are No Humans Here" sign on my front door and stay home.

[storminateacup]

Jesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 12:12 PM, said:

Thinking about it, since zombies are a dumb bunch, I guess I'd just put a "There Are No Humans Here" sign on my front door and stay home.

But how would they read it, cos they're dumb?

[Moon Minion]

Jesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 11:12 AM, said:

Thinking about it, since zombies are a dumb bunch, I guess I'd just put a "There Are No Humans Here" sign on my front door and stay home.

AHHH Libby you beat me to it!!!

This post has been edited by Moon Minion: 27 July 2009 - 11:19 AM