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#31 User is offline   Jesse_Custer 


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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:28 AM

View Post_Libby, on Jul 27 2009, 07:17 AM, said:

But how would they read it, cos they're dumb? :huh:


Dumb doesn't necessarily mean illiterate. What kind of prejudice is that?!

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to report you the Zombie Anti-Defamation League, miss.

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:33 AM

View PostJesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 06:00 AM, said:

You, sir, are awesome.

its a burden, i know. yay!!! fighty time fighty time! blood! blood! blood!
it looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot.

the greatest unrecognozed religion in the history of earth is Hulkamania.

i bathe in your crimson glory

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:33 AM

View PostJesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 12:28 PM, said:

Dumb doesn't necessarily mean illiterate. What kind of prejudice is that?!

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to report you the Zombie Anti-Defamation League, miss.

Funny, I'm the founder. ;)
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:37 AM

View Post_Libby, on Jul 27 2009, 12:33 PM, said:

Funny, I'm the founder. ;)


And I sponsor it along with the werewolf activists :D
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:40 AM

View Postwitchfinder general, on Jul 27 2009, 07:33 AM, said:

its a burden, i know. yay!!! fighty time fighty time! blood! blood! blood!


Awww...

I'm sure it is, sir.

Now go get 'em, tiger.



View Post_Libby, on Jul 27 2009, 07:33 AM, said:

Funny, I'm the founder. ;)


You're lucky they don't know you like we do.

*shakes head in disgust*

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:46 AM

View PostJesse_Custer, on Jul 27 2009, 12:40 PM, said:

You're lucky they don't know you like we do.

*shakes head in disgust*

Actually, if the zombies could be fooled by a sign which reads 'No humans here' then it would be a safe bet to assume that they couldn't read in the first place.

Because some thought needs to be put into the sign, to make you realise that a human must have put up the sign, so at some point in the recent past there MUST have been humans here to put the sign up, therefore it would be likely that there was at least some meat humans still in the vicinity.

I'd bet they can't read.

Also, you forget about zombies supar-dupar detective skillz when it comes to finding meat. They'd smell you, and probably wouldn't even register the sign in the first place.

So ner ner :P


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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:53 AM

View Post_Libby, on Jul 27 2009, 11:46 AM, said:

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!


Eat brains, digest knowledge that's their secret :devil: . Problem is most of our generation isn't acquiring knowledge, so the zombies stay dumb.
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Posted 27 July 2009 - 02:31 PM

View PostMoon Minion, on Jul 27 2009, 10:52 AM, said:

Oh pssst! *Can't help but roll her eyes* Everyone knows shopping malls are zombie traps...

Except when Bruce Campbell is in them, then its a trap for zombies, ("Gimme some sugar baby" so deep)
Ya think life's a joke eh? Well, I ain't laughing, but I'd be happy to show you what funny is!

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 02:33 PM

View Postwitchfinder general, on Jul 27 2009, 11:33 AM, said:

its a burden, i know. yay!!! fighty time fighty time! blood! blood! blood!

That, my friend, is exactly the spirit one should take >D
Ya think life's a joke eh? Well, I ain't laughing, but I'd be happy to show you what funny is!

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 02:56 PM

View PostDanr, on Jul 26 2009, 01:11 PM, said:

Don't forget to bring Bruce Campbell!


With a chainsaw hand. Don't forget to sharpen it first though! :P

View Post_Libby, on Jul 27 2009, 06:17 AM, said:

But how would they read it, cos they're dumb? :huh:


A no humans sign could just be a picture of a person with a circle and slash through it. Either that or put up a radioactive sign on your front door. :lol:

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 06:57 PM

View PostMac E, on Jul 27 2009, 10:56 AM, said:

A no humans sign could just be a picture of a person with a circle and slash through it. Either that or put up a radioactive sign on your front door. :lol:


A life-size cardboard cut-out of Bruce Campbell should do the trick.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 04:08 AM

*Plays Micheal Jackson's Thriller*

Who says zombies don't dance? Well, they do know.. I'm the choreographer :)) And they CANNOT eat the choreographer =))

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:44 AM

View PostMayumi, on Aug 5 2009, 02:08 PM, said:

*Plays Micheal Jackson's Thriller*

Who says zombies don't dance? Well, they do know.. I'm the choreographer :)) And they CANNOT eat the choreographer =))


Ha Ha Ha dangle a meat scrap over them and they'll dance... :lol: Nice
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 08:51 AM

did somebody say zombie dance off!? you got served! BRAINS!!!
it looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 05:32 PM

I've already got a plan..... It involves an underground bunker full of female college cheerleaders. Well it's not really a bunker. More like a dungeon.... Well nevermind I'm thinking of an entirely different plan alltogether.

Ummm.... I'd probably just scream like a girl and pee my pants till one of them ate me.
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