Posted 04 November 2009 - 06:52 PM
I had an experience with a bear at a zoo one time in Alabama. Actually it may ahve been a gorilla. It was HUGE! He was inside this big building and right at the end, it was a really long building too. He was sitting behind this glass, not moving at all. Just sitting there staring. I didn't think he was real at first. There wasa sign on the glass saying not to knock on the glass and there was a rope fence about a foot away from the glass so you couldn't walk right up to it. So after everyone else walked away I stood there and stared right into his eyes for quite a while, just to see what he would do. He just stared right back. I finally got sick of it and turned and started to walk away. All of a sudden there was this REALLY LOUD BAM! He had punched the glass. I must have jumped a foot. I felt like I had been shot! I got out of there as quick as I could. I was shaking and my heart was beating really fast. It's funny now but it wasn't then.
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