[Still Waters]

www.telegraph.co.uk said:

Facing a night shift at a Blockbuster video store, Aaron Siebers, 27, took a serrated knife and stabbed himself in the leg. For good measure he then slashed his own face and stomach.

Mr Siebers then told the video store in Denver, Colorado, that he had been attacked by three men dressed in black on his way to work.

After stabbing himself, he was hospitalised with a deep puncture wound to his lower leg.

But his ploy sparked a large police manhunt with officers and sniffer dogs combing the streets for his attacker.

CCTV near where the incident was supposed to have taken place showed no attack and, after repeated questioning, Mr Siebers eventually admitted that he had made it up to get out of work.

He has been charged with false reporting and obstructing police.

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[The Silver Thong]

Now this guy is an idiot LOL what a looser and how embarassing LOL

[Dr Alien]

could've just phoned up work and said "i cant come in beause i feel sick"

problem solved

[Voyager10]

Of course the police can't find them. They were ninjas

[The Silver Thong]

Dr Alien, on 04 November 2009 - 02:25 PM, said:

could've just phoned up work and said "i cant come in beause i feel sick"

problem solved

If he thought he might get fired for calling in sick this was a killer plan to get fired he kicked his asss right good LOL

[Rhungobains]

To be fair, I'd rather stab myself than work at Blockbuster too.

[Voyager10]

When he talked to the police, he should have looked at videos in the store and used them to make up a story, like in The Usual Suspects