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Posted 05 November 2009 - 12:07 PM

please add your own dumb one liners from movies, plays, or tv programs.

would the owner of the red station wagon please move it you are in a shuttle loading and unloading zone.

this one was from phebious and fern(spchs). a disney cartoon

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:37 PM

There's no way.... no way you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mamma in the mouth.

Sorry. I found Smokey and the Bandit in the $5 dvd bin at Walmart. My vhs copy was getting worn out.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 04:58 PM

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:12 PM

one of my favorites on several if not most sitcons. honey wake up its time to go to bed.
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Posted 07 November 2009 - 11:30 AM

in the movie the last emperior. the emperioress cames running into his bedroom, at which point he pulls a gun on her, she then explains that she is scared and asks if he is scared too. i mean come on the most protected man in china has a gun under his pillow. did she really have to ask if he was scared.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 05:24 AM

stupid thing on are you smarter than a 5th grader.


venus is the brightest planet because it has the closest orbit. then how come jupiter is second brightest. and mars gets closer to earth than venus does at least in point of its orbit.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 05:34 AM

Kyle: See Cartman, I told you your mom was on Crackwhore magazine.
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Cartman: Hey you guys, my mom said that when she took those pictures she was young and needed the money.


Stan: Cartman those pictures were taken last month.


Cartman: Ah, Screw you guys.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 06:36 AM

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:03 PM

I call this the Scotty Philosophy:
"Star Trek: The Next Generation: Relics (#6.4)" (1992)

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Look, Mr. Scott, I'd love to explain everything to you. But the captain wants this spectrographic analysis done by 1300 hours.

Scotty: [thinks about it some time] You mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want.

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Yeah. Well, I told the captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour.

Scotty: How long would it really take?

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: [annoyed] An hour!

Scotty: [looks unbelieving] Oh. You didn't tell him how long it would REALLY take, did you?

Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Of course I did.

Scotty: Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.
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