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#271    Fenris

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 11:01 AM

QUOTE (snuffypuffer @ Jun 21 2004, 11:59 AM)
I forget, but awesome speech man.  Whatever we're doing it's mighty heroic!  Now, let's go do some smiting.

Had a little help on the wording, from a struggling amatur playwrite by the name shakespear.... but the typo's are all my own work wink2.gif

In the dead of night
A shimmewin' wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin' sound
Steel hits da head
Anothaw wabbit's dead
I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh

I'm a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw
A scuwowing shadow
And dah shadow was dis wabbit
And dah night air echoes
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
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#272    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 11:12 AM

Ah, the undefended western borders of the MOE.  Forward, ye lemmings and smelly demons, for Apfelschnapps and frrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeddddooooooooooommmmmm!

Why are we attacking these people again?

Nothing to see here.

#273    tendo

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 12:51 PM

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*sidenote: honestly falco I had no idea the horseman was in reference to you. I was just going with whatever these guys posted


u cant even ID your enemy!!?? u are the one who said the horsemen are our enemy...*wunders...*

DOT9M...are your 9 moons sources for your powers, or are they actual fighting forces?

*lowers his weapon* im glad to see u are with us blue scorpion...

i also remembered, i have a following!!! it may be a bit small, but, armed with these *holds up a box of sporks, finger armour, and slingshots...that shoot...iron coated peanuts* they shall be unpassable...eh...have this too guys *tosses each a malitov cocktail* these shall be our protectors of the west!!! also, DOT9M can help with the west front too...we have MOE well surrounded and defended...horsemen and apfelschnaps are our enemies, but as of yet, i see no aliances forming between them and outsiders...this shows that their pride and foolishness may get the best of them, and they will be under manned...*sets arm cannon to tornado shot* we will be victorious!

plus we have...ye holy hand grenade "and he raised the holy hand grenade up on high saying, bless this o holy hand grenade that it may blow thine enemies to tiny bits"


#274    Kira

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:04 PM

* glares at Tendo* Put it down before you hurt yourself Little boy!


Ok who called the Apfelschnapps to War and WHY? thumbsup.gif


Liked the speech Fenris... Henry V mixed with your words * chuckles* thumbsup.gif


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#275    thebarman

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:15 PM

(To be read as though being said by Antonio Bandaras doing the voice of Puss in Boots in Shrek 2, and if you haven't seen it - why the hell not!)


"As humble life-slave to the Six Worst Men of the Apfelschnaps, I hereby offer my services. It is an honour to lay my life on the line for you."

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#276    tendo

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:32 PM

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* glares at Tendo* Put it down before you hurt yourself Little boy!


i cant put it down...its an arm cannon...its attached to my arm...it'd be like me tellin u to set your arm down...and i wont hurt myself, im very handy with this...(how handy)...and im not a little boy...im almost 18 and very near 6 feet... (1.6M)
and about 200 lbs (90.9Kg)...theres nuthin little about me...(and all that that implies;)) i will however, since u said...kinda nicely...set it to its weakest setting...

o no...allies are being made for the otherside...and its barman!! Heaven only knows how dangerous this could be...who knows what theyre capable of when theyre all drunk off their rockers!!?

ps...it seems that nevermind is dropping out of the ranks of the gamers...so, its just me up there with those big, scary, fire breathing dragons...n e one willing to help a poor blue robot out...feel free...

Edited by tendo, 21 June 2004 - 01:37 PM.


#277    Falco Rex

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:51 PM

Did someone say drunk off their rocker? That's usually my cue!!

Arise from your graves and your sleep of ages Horseman! The Apocalypse is at hand! We find ourselves at war or on the same side as Snuffypuffers smelly Demons(Not really sure which)..
We must invade or defend the MOE Empire depending on whose side we're on..
Also there's a silly blue robot who thinks he's hung like a donkey who needs our protection or scorn depending on what side he's on..
And somehow BurnSide the RE Ninja works into this..
Regardless of all that Horseman, Lock and Load!!!
Remember the Holy Credo of the Ocelot!! Shoot first and screw asking questions!!
And spare the Barman! For he has the sacred and ancient knowledge of Mixology!

Now, anyone who has to go to the bathroom, do it before we leave..


#278    thebarman

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:58 PM

QUOTE (tendo @ Jun 21 2004, 02:32 PM)
o no...allies are being made for the otherside...and its barman!! Heaven only knows how dangerous this could be...who knows what theyre capable of when theyre all drunk off their rockers!!?

Be warned tendo, visualising the future I predict your demise...

...observe:

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#279    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 01:58 PM

We shall verily accept thine service in the name of mighty Apfelschnapps, humble Barman.  Now, onward, for the time of glory is at hand!  Ye must lead Squad 13 of the smelly demons against the fiendish Falco of the Horsemen!  And ye will be remembered from this day onward as a hero on the day of Apfelschnapps!

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#280    Falco Rex

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:06 PM

Only 13 Smelly Demons? Allright, the rest of you can go home for now, I've got this one handled!
And so I shall destroy all traces of your ridiculous demons!

*Waves Glade Plug-ins around*   laugh.gif  


#281    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:09 PM

The Nine Moons stands ready. The West Gate will be protected. Seize the one known as thebarman at first opportunity( reason noted previously; well versed in mixology...)But beware he's a tricksy one.

They're weak to fire! ~ Sugarbear

#282    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:13 PM

QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Jun 21 2004, 10:06 AM)
Only 13 Smelly Demons? Allright, the rest of you can go home for now, I've got this one handled!
And so I shall destroy all traces of your ridiculous demons!

*Waves Glade Plug-ins around*   laugh.gif

Hehehe!

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#283    tendo

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:19 PM

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Only 13 Smelly Demons? Allright, the rest of you can go home for now, I've got this one handled!
And so I shall destroy all traces of your ridiculous demons!


whos side ye be on firebird??? u are on the side of the horsemen, which are allies to the apfelschnaps, yet, u are fighting the forse led by the the most dapper and fantastic of the apfelschnaps...choose now, or know, i shall put out your wings of flame *sets arm cannon to water blaster*  


#284    Falco Rex

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:25 PM

Falco says, It be not the side that matters only the ring of steel on steel and the stench of death in the air! Slit the gizzards of all who stand opposed to me!! Join my team of random destruction now young Tendo! Or you will surely find your Arm Cannon in a place where no sun may shine!!

Edited by Falco Rex, 21 June 2004 - 02:26 PM.


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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:25 PM

QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jun 21 2004, 03:09 PM)
The Nine Moons stands ready. The West Gate will be protected. Seize the one known as thebarman at first opportunity( reason noted previously; well versed in mixology...)But beware he's a tricksy one.

What treacherousness is this! I created your moons Dot9M and I can take them away!!

Behold your fate!

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