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#301    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:59 PM

QUOTE (Celti @ Jun 21 2004, 10:49 AM)
Dot9M... Hear me...

you have still to repay me the favour where I saved your virtue from Blood Angel in the chat room.. where I kicked his backside out for being a lowly pest...

Come join us for we have better perks than Moe... thumbsup.gif

Celtic Witch I owe you a debt of honour yet Oh mighty Dark one I fear your tricks. That being said I will stay right here for now.  laugh.gif  

"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

#302    Falco Rex

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:00 PM

Wait a second if Cheat is shooting at Barman that makes us allies! You pathetic miscreants switch sides every time the wind blows! I call you all French and remain secure in the knowledge that I at least am loyal and steadfast..
And Mr. Banana, don't settle for a stockpile when you can have it all..
We've already tunneled into the mines of MOE and they are ours for the taking!!


#303    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:01 PM

nay, Nintendo freaks, thine powers are no match for the mighty Seganess of Snuffy's power!!  See, I hath pounced on the head of vile Mario and driven out the foul Luigi!  My unholy hedgehogs do mock thy feeble metroids!  Onward, I say!

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#304    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:02 PM

QUOTE (thebarman @ Jun 21 2004, 10:53 AM)
Never!!!!

*Barman steps into the cloning machine*

Go forth my minions, plunder, pillage and burn all that you see...

Dude, what did you do? All those barman eye's are kind of hypnotizing.

"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

#305    Fenris

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:03 PM

War correspondent report on the Invasion of the land of MOE:

No one would have believed, in the early years of the twentyfirst century, that Moeic affairs were being watched from the timeless lands of Apfelschnaps

No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of stale beer. Few moes even considered the possibility of drunkards in other lands and yet, across the gulf of netspace, minds immeasurably superior to theirs regarded Moes land with crossed eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against him.

At teatime on the twentyfirst of June, a huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Snuffy (PHEEEEEEWWWWWW!) after applying a cork to Snuffy, Fenris launched the first of his legions of intercontinental balistic lemmings which sped towards the land of MOE. Across two hundred Billion trillion million pixels of massed UM archives, invisibly hurtling towards them, came the first of the lemmings that were to bring so much calamity to MOE.

As I watched, there was another jet of gas. Somebody replacy that cork and STOP feeding Snuffy BEANS!
and there was another lemming, starting on its way.

In the dead of night
A shimmewin' wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin' sound
Steel hits da head
Anothaw wabbit's dead
I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh

I'm a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw
A scuwowing shadow
And dah shadow was dis wabbit
And dah night air echoes
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
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#306    tendo

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:04 PM

i as well am against barman...tho u, falco, are an allie...he made the first insult by desecrating that most sacred...my avatar...the cheat as well, under my command (2nd only to MOE), i will keep her aims off of u...tho step not close when her wave beam is in shot...it will track the nearest life form...


#307    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:04 PM

Snuffs has forgotten what side he's on, and shall battle all comers!  Take that, foul miscreants!

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#308    chico del nacho

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:04 PM

screw dante *hops in jeep and motors to caffeine mines*

*starts making napalm nachos* devil.gif  

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#309    The Cheat

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:06 PM

QUOTE (chico del nacho @ Jun 21 2004, 03:59 PM)
lol so confused...still, i guess if i was on the side of MOE to begin with, i might as well stay there. if dante was right, leaving now would screw me over eternally. scared.gif

Good job Chico, stay tru to the Moe! Fight the Holy Ocelot and the drunks and horses and whatever the heck else is trying to invade!


Falco: hey I havent switch sides yet, i have been fighting for MOE since tendo recruited us gamers...

Snuffy: NOOOOOO! REVENGE IS MINE....  

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#310    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:06 PM

Oh yes, Apfelschnapps and freedom, Snuffs fights for those.  And the subjugation of the accursed land of MOE and the doomsday bananas and gamers therein!

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#311    tendo

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:08 PM

ha, snuffs, for a time, Nintendo in part OWNED sega...which makes u my minion, making this, a revolution...o, revolutions shant be tolerated...u will be sorry...i laugh at your speedy hedgehog...for with my eternal darkness and viewtiful joe, i can slow down time, making him slower than molasses...mwahahaha!!! cower...cower i say! cower!!!  


#312    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:09 PM

* embraces the source and starts blasting all with balefire mindless of the fact that she is tearing holes in the fabric of time.

"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

#313    thebarman

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:09 PM

QUOTE (The Cheat @ Jun 21 2004, 03:56 PM)
*hops in a trench and begins chooting wave beams at Celti and Barman*

The clones are to many, swarmed you will be beneath my army of barstaff, fearless, drunken and desperate for revenge you CANNOT survive.

Fear my wrath, for I am thebarman  devil.gif  

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#314    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:10 PM

Snuffs cowers for no one.  On my speedy hedgehogs, destroy the nasty Tendo and his ugly words of defilement.  I shall have the power of grumpy nachos soon at my hand!

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#315    snuffypuffer

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Posted 21 June 2004 - 03:12 PM

Ye shall all pay for awakening the nifty cantankerous rage that rages deep within the soul of the Mighty Snuffypuffer!

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