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#16    Lottie


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Posted 12 June 2004 - 10:27 AM

Lotties's Acceptance Speech for the Best Avatar...

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so blessed!  Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever happen to me. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeats makes me feel right now! grin2.gif

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Carnival Cruise and obsess about how generous my fans have been.
You know, there are so many people to thank! First off though, I want to thank the amazing people of UM, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the fifth of bourbon. Saruman without you this would not of been possible, thankyou.  And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!

This one is for you Daz.

Thank you Unexplained Mystreries, and good night!

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Posted 12 June 2004 - 10:30 AM

Most Pointless Thread
Winner: The Official Wreslting Thread (17 votes)

Given the board that its on I really can't see why this won! I'm not into wrestling but there are far more pointless threads out there in other parts of the site!

Best Username
Winner: Dancin' Hamster (13 votes) - Runner up: SaRuMaN (11 votes)

OK I voted for this one, Dancin' hamsters name just makes me chuckle thumbsup.gif

Best Member
Winner: Mentalcase (14 votes) - Runner up: Seraphina (13 votes)

Who's mentalcase? Can't say I've even noticed him (Her?)
Seraphina, you where robbed petal, robbed dontgetit.gif

Best Thread
Winner: The Official UM Trivia Thread(14 votes)

To long to read.... I have a life laugh.gif

Most Bizarre Member
Winner: Sarkypi (16 votes) - Runner up: 2055 (10 votes)

Least said, soonest mended laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif  w00t.gif  whistling2.gif

Funniest Member
Winner: Moe_Eubleck (12 votes) - Runner up: Aslan (9 votes)

At least I've noticed Moe.... not my sense of humour.... I preffer Aslans dryer wit original.gif
We share a sense of humour... its warped and its his turn to look after it this week wink2.gif

Worst Avatar
Winner: Aslan (19 votes) - Runner up: Man_in_mudboots (11 votes)

Oooooooooooooohh yep, thats BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! grin2.gif

Best Avatar
Winner: Lottie (14 votes) - Runner up: Daz (12 votes)

Very goth Lottie dear, very goth!

Most Bizarre Post
Winner: Can Aliens give me superpowers ? (28 votes)

Yep the initial poster is 52 cards short of a full deck.... he's only left with the jokers! wink2.gif  tongue.gif

Most Controversial Thread
Winner: Evolution vs Creationism (24 votes)

Now this thread is POINTLESS not controversial.... The blind on one side and those who seem to enjoy beating their head against a brick wall on the other!

Thanks for running it Sauraman, it was sorta fun in places  grin2.gif

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#18    Kira


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Posted 12 June 2004 - 10:34 AM

*chuckles* @ Fenris...

I would just like to say THANK YOU for going along with me and making Aslan's Avatar the worst ever...

hehehehehehehehe Now are you going to carry out your threat...???

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#19    djdodo



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Posted 12 June 2004 - 02:31 PM

YaY .. Congrats to the winners .. and Hard luck to those who didn't win .. maybe you'll have better luck next year  thumbsup.gif

I am very proud to know that many agreed on making the The Official UM Trivia Thread the Best Thread .. it really is a good place to activate our tinny minds with those interesting questions .. it deserves to be the BEST!!  thumbsup.gif

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Posted 12 June 2004 - 04:35 PM

Congrats to all.

And to the many of you who were not even nominated, your still winners. Just keep posting your wit and wisdom.  

#21    dancin'hamster


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Posted 12 June 2004 - 08:34 PM


I don't even KNOW there was a forum award - let alone know that I won one!!!!!!

Can I just say that this is by far one of the best forums I've visited, and there are many talented and witty people here.

*does little dance*

ooh....you even did food!


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#22    Talon


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Posted 12 June 2004 - 08:51 PM

Given the board that its on I really can't see why this won! I'm not into wrestling but there are far more pointless threads out there in other parts of the site!

Its because a lot of people on this site are so narrow minded, that if they don't like or understand something they beleive nobody should.

At least it only was only voted by 30%, the rest of the 70% of the people in here at least must have acknowledged that given its a multi-billion dollar industry, where its main stars earn more than those in football (I beleive Austin and The Rock were getting a million a month at one point, the latter having moved onto making big budget movies), and in which people have died, it certainly does have more relevence than a thread about hairdos or some nutcase claiming he's from the future.

I'll leave the 'winner' speech to Sera when she gets back from England next week, I think she has a two page essay on learning how to respect other people interests written up already.

Talon read the Im I sent ok?  thumbsup.gif  

Edited by Celti, 12 June 2004 - 09:17 PM.

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#23    Scar


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Posted 12 June 2004 - 09:03 PM

Congrats To Moe_Doggy_dog  tongue.gif

He is by far the most cosistent funny man on the boards  thumbsup.gif  thumbsup.gif

Don't take it to heart Wrestling Fans , Its all in good jest  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

How many footballers are there ??
How Many Wrestlers ??

Vinnie Jones in all his thuggish Movies provided me with better Entertainment than a bit part played by the Rock or a lets do a spin off cause your a famous wrestler Movie.

Perhaps next year we might have under the most Controversial thread Football v Wrestling , Me being a fan of both would be a good thread  tongue.gif

Also Fenris , You may not who MentleCase Aka CentleMase is , But you will soon find out  whistling2.gif


#24    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 13 June 2004 - 06:25 AM

QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Jun 12 2004, 06:12 AM)
got a jazzy green toothbrush.

Very cool thumbsup.gif  

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#25    Saru


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Posted 13 June 2004 - 08:26 AM

Talon, lighten up please. If you can't take these awards in the light-hearted manner in which they are intended, then i'd suggest you avoid going anywhere near them in future.

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Posted 13 June 2004 - 01:50 PM

I would like to thank everyone who nominated me for an award, even though I didn't win one.  I would like to send each and every one of you  a Christmas card, just for the thought.  Snuffy likes it that people think he contributes.  You make Snuffy smile.

And now, a thank everybody party.

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#27    Panthera leo atrox

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Posted 14 June 2004 - 03:34 AM

Most Bizarre Post
Total votes: 43 - Nominated Posts: 2
Winner: Can Aliens give me superpowers ? (28 votes)

O my gosh!!!!!  laugh.gif  wacko.gif  laugh.gif  blink.gif  laugh.gif  grin2.gif  laugh.gif  tongue.gif  laugh.gif I never saw that one! That way won the "Most Bizarre Post" award! Weird! w00t.gif

Good voting everyone!  

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#28    sasass


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Posted 14 June 2004 - 03:50 AM

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   To all.....who won.
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#29    The Krow

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Posted 14 June 2004 - 03:54 AM

All the wrestling fans who are angered about this vote, please dont be so pessamistic(sp?)

At least we won something

*crickets chirping*


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#30    Lottie


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Posted 14 June 2004 - 12:03 PM

As there were only two points in it and I think Daz's avatar is very cool, I feel that I should share this award with him.  grin2.gif  

Also this is all fun and I would like to say that every single person who is a part of UM are all winners!!! YAY

This Award is dedicated to all the UM Members 2004

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