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#16    Fenris

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 07:24 AM

The wind shakes the tree
The fish swims up the river
A wise man is still

Pseudo Taoist tripe
It is most traditional
to write as haiku

In the dead of night
A shimmewin' wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin' sound
Steel hits da head
Anothaw wabbit's dead
I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh

I'm a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw
A scuwowing shadow
And dah shadow was dis wabbit
And dah night air echoes
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
.........................

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 12:14 PM

cars moving too slow
delays my getting to work
look, dead deer in ditch

haiku thread goes on
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#18    RulerOfSquirrels

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 01:33 PM

Awful rendition
of Japanese poetry
Dogs could write better




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Posted 16 June 2004 - 05:06 PM

It's obvious then
Dog is better than Squirrel
with this poetry

In the dead of night
A shimmewin' wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin' sound
Steel hits da head
Anothaw wabbit's dead
I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh

I'm a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw
A scuwowing shadow
And dah shadow was dis wabbit
And dah night air echoes
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
.........................

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 05:37 PM

I must protest
Cat far superior than both
on the matter

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 05:44 PM

Dog,Cat and Squirrel
Are all helpless when Falcon
Swoops down and takes them



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Posted 16 June 2004 - 07:55 PM

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 09:14 PM

Flip back my eyelids
squirt some jazzy eye fluid
the mirror is wet

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Posted 16 June 2004 - 10:27 PM

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 05:54 PM

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maimed a poodle named Winky
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Posted 17 June 2004 - 06:50 PM

Wipe away my tears
Though you are why they still fall
Down these cheeks of mine.



The Earth has music for those who listen." - Shakespeare

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 06:54 PM

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from a camping trip to hell
i go again soon

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:01 PM

The full moon shines down
Brightly on the Earth below
Watching over us.

The Earth has music for those who listen." - Shakespeare

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:09 PM

chico del nacho
means "boy of the chips and cheese"
dancing banana?

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