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#31    chico del nacho

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:14 PM

dancing banana
it is funny and random
nonsense is awesome

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:22 PM

Looking back over
All of these wonderful years
Where did the time go?

The Earth has music for those who listen." - Shakespeare

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:28 PM

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with alien believers
Moe has a headache

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:56 PM

Cats are curious
Dogs tend to bark way too much
Birds sing pretty songs

The Earth has music for those who listen." - Shakespeare

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 07:57 PM

i have to go now
long weekend begins tonight
thursday was friday grin2.gif  

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 08:21 PM

Work is over soon
I Cannot wait to get home
To see my sweetie!

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The Earth has music for those who listen." - Shakespeare

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Posted 17 June 2004 - 09:09 PM

  Poster child for the
hypocritical Jackass
the moe strikes again !!


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Posted 18 June 2004 - 12:51 AM

I am bored enough
to readto read all these dumb haikus
thats pathetic, huh?


bird sits on a limb
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im dreaming of surf and sun
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Posted 18 June 2004 - 01:23 AM

This insanity
is fun!  I hope this great thread
will never finish. grin2.gif  

Our doubts are traitors,
And make us lose the good we oft might win
By fearing the attempt.
-W. Shakespeare

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 01:47 AM

camel toe tracks
loved a camel with two humps
blisters in the sun

shake that funky groove
biological beaver
we root for your toot

Edited by moe eubleck, 18 June 2004 - 01:51 AM.

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 10:22 AM

*dragging out freshman poetry project. . . .*

My eyes search the stars
soul wants to join the Heavens
trapped in a body.

and, at the end . . . .

Where I find my end
finally done with project
now I say goodbye
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teacher: What about short poems?
girl: You mean the ones that sound like a sneeze?
teacher: Haiku?
girl: That's the one. . . .

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 10:34 AM

That must be Buffy the Vampire Slayer...  wub.gif


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#43    SerenitysRiver

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE (Phantom @ Jun 18 2004, 11:34 AM)
That must be Buffy the Vampire Slayer...  wub.gif


Do I still get the happy points when I admit that I googled the answer?"  wiggle.gif

only if your googily goodness can tell you the season. . . . . wink2.gif  

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 10:40 AM

QUOTE (SerenitysRiver @ Jun 18 2004, 01:36 PM)
only if your googily goodness can tell you the season. . . . . wink2.gif

Season 5 - Episode "Tough Love"

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Posted 18 June 2004 - 10:43 AM

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