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#31    tigger

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:56 AM

View Postpallidin, on 20 March 2010 - 04:48 AM, said:

Oh great. That's all we need... another blood-sucking politician. :lol:

at least you know that his blood sucking will be out in the open.. so that can make a few ppl rest easy.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 09:27 AM

I'd be less worried about the "vampyre" and more worried about those who'd vote for him.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:01 PM

We already have a bloodsucking president.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:03 PM

View PostExtinction, on 18 March 2010 - 10:58 PM, said:

So what are his political views?  Anyone is better than Obama Posted Image


I'm gonna' guess that you're 15 or 16 years old, ha!Posted Image  Posted Image

Edited by InfraredCow, 20 March 2010 - 06:06 PM.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:13 PM

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I'm gonna' guess that you're 15 or 16 years old, ha!Posted Image  Posted Image
Hey! That's offensive to 16 year olds!

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:15 PM

View Poststorminateacup, on 20 March 2010 - 06:13 PM, said:

Hey! That's offensive to 16 year olds!


Pardon, there!

I've just found it's been a big fad amongst the younger kids to shout about Obama -- when before (the election) this particular age group (14 or so to about 18) would have nothing to do with politics!

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Posted 22 March 2010 - 05:02 PM

View Postthe rebirth, on 19 March 2010 - 03:44 PM, said:

this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok.
My thoughts exactly. Haha. Flordia vampire. One has to admit, it's a clever oxymoron.

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Posted 23 March 2010 - 03:44 PM

View Postebonycrow, on 19 March 2010 - 12:08 AM, said:

This is messed up in so many ways.

Did anyone related to this guy think at all to get him a trip to the local psych?

no . send him to the nut house will be better


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Posted 25 March 2010 - 03:56 AM

He's.... I think this guy has already ruined his reputation with what he has done to girls. I doubt he'll be the winner in the presidential campaigne. *Fingers crossed* I do not feel a good feeling coming from that guy.

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Posted 26 March 2010 - 06:00 PM

Well what do we expect. They are sucking the money out of me. Why not my blood.

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Posted 27 March 2010 - 01:31 AM

View PostInfraredCow, on 20 March 2010 - 06:03 PM, said:

I'm gonna' guess that you're 15 or 16 years old, ha!Posted Image  Posted Image
Younger.  You don't even know :P

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Posted 27 March 2010 - 01:58 AM

Going into politics? What a waste of a good porn name.

The man is mentally ill. I've seen him eat a plastic pie!

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 08:34 AM

Gotta admit my open mind snapped shut like a bear trap when I read the headline, but then I saw his picture and I am a believer!..... that being said can a soul-less demon spawn from hell qualify as being a natural born american?

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 12:51 PM

View Posteqgumby, on 19 March 2010 - 04:53 PM, said:

You ain't seen nuthin yet sucka'!!
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For PRESIDENT!!

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 06:58 PM

Maybe he could choose Ted Nugent as his running mate?  Ted has experience, he's run for president before.

I think Sharkey and Nugent probably have a lot in common.

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