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#1    resident looney

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 02:09 PM

I'll start:

The thing about webs is they tend to be sticky.


#2    Agent X

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 02:15 PM

The thing about bears is they tend to love trash.

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#3    Fernand0

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 01:45 AM

The thing about humans is that they tend to believe they exist.


#4    resident looney

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Posted 23 June 2010 - 11:21 AM

Not all roads lead to Rome.


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Posted 23 June 2010 - 12:55 PM

Dogma and dung might have an equal exchange rate. However, when they are exchanged it is a waste of the container you put the dung in.


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Posted 24 June 2010 - 06:35 AM

sticks are so sticky

[i]We see the iceberg from 15 miles away
The captain orders the ship to "stay the course""Full speed ahead" shouts the accurst The next thing we heard was, "rich women and children first"The ship is listing, the captain's placing blame on the iceberg "That berg attacked us, I am declaring war on the Arctic"

#7    Fernand0

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 10:30 AM

Slicing a politician in two divides half truths by .50 and multiplies lies by the same amount.


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Posted 24 June 2010 - 11:29 AM

The end of this world is near!
Repent!


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Posted 24 June 2010 - 12:20 PM

there is a fine line between fishing......and standing on the shore line like an idiot......

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will never let my mother cut my hair again!!!!
The feet you step on today!....might be attached to the legs of the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!!!!
it is hard to sore high with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys!!!!

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Posted 24 June 2010 - 12:38 PM

you must think carefully.....before devoting yourself to a life time of blogging.....

on the other hand...you have different fingers....

Believes all people have to admit to some level of neurosis!!!
will never let my mother cut my hair again!!!!
The feet you step on today!....might be attached to the legs of the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!!!!
it is hard to sore high with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys!!!!

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 12:43 PM

Releash can be found in a bottle.


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Posted 25 June 2010 - 06:55 PM

When i play doctor, i play to win.


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Posted 26 June 2010 - 10:56 AM

Did Humpty Dumpty get laid?


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Posted 26 June 2010 - 03:48 PM

The thing abour racists is they never believe they're racist.

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Posted 27 June 2010 - 09:06 AM

The thing about democracy is that it fails................................a lot.

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