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#46    THE MATRIX

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:22 AM

J.B. once claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:31 AM

(Impossible! I don't have a texting plan on my phone! :P )

JB is at work posting on UM right now because he forgot his paper hat at home and he's waiting for his mom to bring it by for him.

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:35 AM

(I just got double teamed.)

Wolfram told that ridiculous lie about me to cover up the fact that he and MMW were actually surrogate parents for Anna Nicole's baby.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:39 AM

J.B. is actually the real Erin Andrew's stalker.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:41 AM

Wolfram is actually Satan in disguise and his "real" name is Stan. . . because Satan is very unoriginal sometimes, thanks to taking up all his time with overly complicated plots.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:46 AM

J.B. won First Place in a Lindsey Lohan look-a-like contest.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:51 AM

Wolfram hides in the carrying case Jeff Dunham uses to transport Achmed to different shows, just so he can see another Lindsey Lohan look-alike.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:53 AM

J.B. had an affair with Ms. Piggy and Kermit the Frog.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:55 AM

Wolfram was actually in the Animal suit, it wasn't a puppet.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 12:57 AM

J.B. tried to seduce Simon Cowell to be on American Idol.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 03:21 AM

And where I failed you succeeded, Mr. Hung.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 03:51 AM

J.B. is the star of a gay burlesque show in Vegas.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 07:00 AM

wolfram&harts12345's mother was a snake charmer, and his father fell for it.



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Posted 07 July 2010 - 03:20 PM

Slorri went to India to learn about snake charming but instead decided to worship cows.


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Posted 07 July 2010 - 05:40 PM

Oversword 'shakes it more than twice'

"The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

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