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#4681    OverSword

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 03:46 PM

KOS is not actually in hell.  He was but they asked him to leave because he was scaring the other people there.


#4682    freetoroam

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 03:53 PM

KOS was never asked to leave as such, he was evicted by Oversword for defaulting on his rental payment on some old van.
Now Oversword is on the look out for someone to take the place of KOS as it turns out Oversword is working for starbucks, and having no morals is on the verge of asking Helen of Annoy to join him.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.

#4683    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:34 PM

Speaking of living in transport, and having no morals, I once stayed on freetoroam’s boat and he charged me extra for using her bathroom.
Imagine that. Not only I didn’t wreck anything, I also left it cleaner than it was and the hatopus kindly plunged the sink while taking a bath.
Plunge it yourself next time, me and the hatopus are not coming back.

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#4684    Beckys_Mom

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:14 PM

Helen auditioned for The X Factor....Simon Cowel refuses to show the clip !! l

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#4685    freetoroam

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:21 PM


The real truth is I threw Helen off my boat because she refused to use the bathroom or toilet, telling me it was not in her nature.
The hatopus did at least make an attempt at the bath, but only to sleep in it as it turns out it is allergic to water.

ps: I had to google hatopus and it seems the thing does not even exist...so what the heck was that sleeping in my bath?!!

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#4686    Mike D boy

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:21 PM

Becky's Mom tested positive for a banned drug said the IOC, so her archery medals are removed! (oh! good one). :su

freetoroam bumped my post down by a few seconds, he/she should have a virus planted by me...now I'm checking my anti-virus program to see I gotten one or not.

Edited by Tsa-La-Gie Oyate, 13 November 2012 - 07:22 PM.

:innocent: The Truth is Out There - the X Files. :alien:

#4687    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:24 PM

It was Tsa-La-Gie Oyate’s sample in Beckys Mom's cup.
I’m not telling how exactly it got there, because they'd re-remove her medals then.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 13 November 2012 - 08:25 PM.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:33 PM

Helen has a new job selling pornographic DVD's door to door.


#4689    ouija ouija

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:11 PM

Once again, and this is kind of tired now, we have to wonder how OverSword is always the first to know the latest sordid detail of Helen's life.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:05 PM

The sordid details of Helen's life are nothing compared to ouija's.  In fact ouija runs a school in wales called ouija ouija's pole dancing institute.  She teaches young single mothers how to dance thier way off of the dole.  MEOW!


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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:32 PM

I am finding it impossible to keep up with the numbers of single mums OverSword is responsible for creating ....... there are only so many hours in a pole-dancing day, ya know!

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:34 PM

Oversword was caught speeding... Cops pull him over..  Oversword  gets cheesed off..  The cop asks to see  Overswords licence ..  Oversword  replies -  Not again?   you guys are stupid, you took my licence off me yesterday, and today you expect me to show it to you?

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#4693    SpiritWriter

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 04:11 AM

Becky's mom grinds up all Becky's food in her mouth before she feeds it to her.

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:16 AM

SpiritWriter was walking through a cow pasture one day when she spied a little Daisy growing out of the middle of a pile of cow manure.  SpiritWriter just laughed and laughed, she knew that Daisy didn't do all that.

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 03:30 PM

Joc is a dab hand at knitting, he always has a couple of projects on the go(see avatar for most recently completed item: green jumper).

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