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#4711    Beckys_Mom

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:18 PM

OverSword  went on Jerry Springer as one of the guests.. Show was called -  "I married my cat, and it ditched me for some tripe "

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:38 PM

Beckys Mom stole my turnip sack. She thought it was a piece of designer clothing.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:42 PM

Helen of Annoy drinks like a fish.  You can often find her laying in the sidewalk outside her local pub singing softly in a small puddle of her own vomit.

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#4714    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:54 PM

OverSword would never do that. He’s too cheap to throw up. Once he held his nose and mouth shut until he turned blue, but he did not let one drop of precious fluid to be lost.
When he drinks home, alone, he's much more relaxed because he knows he can safely recycle from the toilet bowl with no distrust or disgust.

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#4715    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 07:55 PM

View PostOverSword, on 15 November 2012 - 05:09 PM, said:

Simbi Laveau can often be seen peeking out a crack in the curtains at passing children scaring the bejezzuz out of them.
That one just might be true ,but I digress...

Oversword is president of the Seattle chapter of the David Cassidy fan club ,and vice president of the Partridge Family fanclub .
He still has his Partridge Family lunch box ,which he actually still uses . He has a life size David Cassidy cardboard cutout in his living room ,and kitchen ....
He emails Danny Bonaduce at least once a week,begging for an interview for his fanzine ; The Partridge Comprehensive Compendium . Every Partridge Family fans must have !

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 07:59 PM

Oops ,I'm out of order again . I'm losing it .
Ok,right order ,Helen of Annoy wore that turnip sack to her high school prom . She told everyone it was the latest on the runways in nyc .......when it was actually the runways at Kennedy airport  .

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 15 November 2012 - 08:00 PM.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 10:01 PM

When Simbi was younger she was a groupie for the following artists:
1. Stevie Wonder
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Elton John
4. Pink Floyd
5. Rolling Stones
6. The Eagles
7. Marvin Gaye
8. Queen
9. James Brown
10. The Who
11. Black Sabbath
12. Aretha Franklin
13. David Bowie
14. Paul McCartney/Wings
15. Parliament/Funkadelic
16. The Isley Brothers
17. Fleetwood Mac
18. John Lennon
19. Bee Gees
20. Chicago
21. Bob Marley
22. The Jackson 5
23. Earth, Wind & Fire
24. Al Green
25. Bruce Springsteen
26. KISS
27. The Clash
28. Curtis Mayfield
29. Lynyrd Skynyrd
30. Eric Clapton/Derek & the Dominos
31. Alice Cooper
32. Gladys Knight & The Pips
33. The Allman Brothers Band
34. Aerosmith
35. Neil Young
36. Bob Dylan
37. Rod Stewart
38. The O'Jays
39. The Ramones
40. Rush
41. Bob Seger
42. Steve Miller Band
43. Grateful Dead
44. The Beach Boys
45. George Harrison
46. Sly and the Family Stone
47. Peter Frampton
48. Elvis Presley
49. Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
50. Billy Joel

51. Deep Purple
52. Creedence Clearwater Revival
53. Three Dog Night
54. Temptations
55. Boston
56. Jackson Browne
57. Joni Mitchell
58. Commodores
59. Jim Croce
60. AC/DC
61. The Spinners
62. Kool & The Gang
63. Doobie Brothers
64. Yes
65. War
66. ZZ Top
67. The Guess Who
68. Emerson, Lake & Palmer
69. The Staple Singers
70. James Taylor
71. Barry White
72. Bachman-Turner Overdrive
73. Jethro Tull
74. Bad Company
75. Steely Dan
76. Santana
77. Moody Blues
78. Electric Light Orchestra
79. Sex Pistols
80. Grand Funk Railroad
81. Journey
82. Foreigner
83. Kinks
84. Patti Smith
85. Rufus, featuring Chaka Khan
86. Kansas
87. Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes
88. Heart
89. Donna Summer
90. The Chi-Lites
91. Paul Simon
92. Linda Ronstadt
93. America
94. Styx
95. The Doors
96. Van Morrison
97. Iggy Pop
98. The James Gang
99. Van Halen
100. Lou Reed



#4718    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 12:07 AM

Hey ,Stevie was grateful .....a few of them still call when they're in town ,even though I WAS A FETUS WHEN THEY WERE AT THEIR HEYDAY,but we won't stipulate the details ....


Oversword is a boytoy  for Joan Rivers .........AND Roseanne Barr . He does find it demeaning,but hey,someone has to pay for his massages ,pedicures,facials,manicures ,and man parts hot waxes and bleachings .


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Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:33 PM

Yes someone has to pay Simbi the outrageous prices she charges for my waxy groomings.  Heat up some wax Simbi I'll be there in 20 minutes.


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Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:55 PM

I was asked to write this by Simbi's co-workers as none of them were brave enough to stand up and face her. Apparently, some months ago now, Simbi started taking biscuits and cakes that she'd made at home into work to hand around at break time. The first time she did this no-one was brave enough to tell her how foul they were ..... they all managed a smile and said 'Great!'. So, Simbi takes 'treats' in every day now and the co-workers have begged me to tell her to STOP! They've all had to have time off work because of digestive problems and it's waaay beyond a joke. Simbi? QUIT THE BAKING!!

How did I know you would push in ...... again? <_<

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#4721    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:05 PM

ouija physically pushed me out the chair so OverSword can push in... I know, the ocean between us, but she’s got really long hands. Really long.
OK, not that long, it was quantum physics stuff about which I can’t tell you more.
No, it’s not secret, I’d tell you if I knew how it works.
ouija knows, though, but she doesn’t want to tell you because...err... I lost the other half of that sentence. It's under the chair... wait... aaa... nah. Too upside-down task. Will try again tomorrow.

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#4722    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 04:26 AM

Helen is really married to her octohat whatever it is . His name is Lyle . He always sputters at her through his ink hole ,"your Lyle is here to beguile"
She laughs to herself all the time,because no one knows her avatar is really total octoporn .


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#4723    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 03:50 PM

It’s the hatopus. Shake his third right tentacle, they love when you greet them like that.

Speaking of avatars, let the record show Simbi currently has Cartman flashing his butt at auditorium.
She chose him because Cartman is her stage name. So popular her customers already started to use it as a verb. Like “Google that”, you know, “Cartman me”. The differences are that you can google for free and that nothing will become red, swollen and itchy afterwards.

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 10:15 PM

Helen dropped a Freudian Slip phrase....red, swollen and itchy...with regards to Simbi's 'octoporn' statement.  When confronted with this, she readily admitted that removing the ocothat leaves both the octo and her head in that condition.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:20 AM

Joc is a depraved maniac . He abducted the hatopus ,Lyle ,and made poor Lyle his sex slave .
Helen rescued Lyle ,and beat joc within an inch of his life,with an obese hedgehog named Cyrill .
joc is in intensive care,with Cyrill lodged in his left nostril . Helen and Lyle ,are reunited ,but poor Lyle needs therapy ,after his horrid ordeal .

Poor Lyle. You are a beast joc !

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