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#4756    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 04:27 AM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 21 November 2012 - 03:52 AM, said:

Simbi is not exempt from the wiles of David Petraeus. She has dedicated all her cats to him, even the non-furry ones.
Hey,leave my Casper out of this. He may be hairless,but he has better taste. Yes,I have a hairless cat ,for real :)


Spirit Writer is just trying keep people from finding out about her and prune face ,and cast blame elsewhere. She has a tattoo of prune face on a part of her body ,where only he can see it . It's a tattoo of Karl roves face . It really turns him on .


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:01 AM

Awwww. I knew you loved your hairless kitty!

UM, well the new lie is -

Simbi has a mound outside her window she keeps the bones of her ex-lover in. She brings him back to life and dances with his skeleton on his birthday, her birthday, valentines day, the 4th of July and sometimes just to keep her company when she's watching Judge Judy...

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#4758    OverSword

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 04:34 PM

SpiritWriter's vision is getting worse as she gets older.  That's probably a good thing because it makes it harder for her to see how her mustache is also getting thicker as she gets older.


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:04 PM

Once again OverSword is displaying his all-consuming envy of other peoples' facial hair. First of all it was my luscious beard, now it's SpiritWriter's magnificent moustache. Good grief! You'd think that at his age he could manage at least one or two hairs! :lol:

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#4760    OverSword

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:43 PM

ouija ouija is a pack rat who hasn't thrown a single thing out in 17 years.  occassionaly the police search her home when there is a missing child or pet reported in her village, they're afraid a pile of newspapers may have fallen over on them.
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#4761    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:45 PM

ouija used to donate her beard surplus until it had to be tested before being made into toupees, under new health and sanitation regulations. They turned her down after the results came, but on the brighter side, the yeti hunters are camping outside her house, trying to lure her out with various delicacies, promises, mating calls... imagine a guy blowing into large watering can while waving a piece of bacon in his hand next to another dancing seductively, putting cake with intricate frosting down only to thump his chest.
What? How can they know what Yeti finds attractive? They can only guess.


Edit: That photo OverSword posted comes from his private porn stash. Tastes should not be discussed, said Romans, only ridiculed, I'd add.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 21 November 2012 - 05:47 PM.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 06:44 PM

View PostOverSword, on 21 November 2012 - 05:43 PM, said:

ouija ouija is a pack rat who hasn't thrown a single thing out in 17 years.  occassionaly the police search her home when there is a missing child or pet reported in her village, they're afraid a pile of newspapers may have fallen over on them.
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For a brief, heart-stopping moment there I thought "How the HELL did that pic of me in my kitchen get posted here?!!". Then I spotted the difference: her white cupboards are spotless! :lol:

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 21 November 2012 - 05:45 PM, said:

ouija used to donate her beard surplus until it had to be tested before being made into toupees, under new health and sanitation regulations. They turned her down after the results came, but on the brighter side, the yeti hunters are camping outside her house, trying to lure her out with various delicacies, promises, mating calls... imagine a guy blowing into large watering can while waving a piece of bacon in his hand next to another dancing seductively, putting cake with intricate frosting down only to thump his chest.
What? How can they know what Yeti finds attractive? They can only guess.


Edit: That photo OverSword posted comes from his private porn stash. Tastes should not be discussed, said Romans, only ridiculed, I'd add.
Update: I am playing the two yeti-hunters off against each other in their bid to win my 'affections' ....... 'intricate-frosting' man is in the lead at the moment(because I am vegetarian and so not tempted by bacon).

Helen's favourite 'bedroom game' is dressing up as a yeti, eventually allowing lover to catch her and roll her in copious amounts of cake-frosting. It's because of this game that she was able to describe my alleged yeti-suitors in such detail.

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#4763    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:32 PM

See? This was the historic breakthrough in understanding Yeti. I think I can has Yeti-whisperer title too. And what can I say, it takes one to know one, you have to be a little Yeti to understand Yeti.

Speaking of which, ouija’s postman doesn’t speak English. Or so she thought, trying to start casual conversation with him. He didn’t respond at all, so she tried in few other worldly languages, to no avail.
Thank god for the Internet, she has moved on to learning basic phrases of more and more exotic languages and also thank god for hearing aids, because once the new batteries are finally in, her postman will suddenly hear her say: “Kakav krasan dan danas.” And think to himself: “Aw, ****, she doesn’t speak English...  and my best pick-up lines are in English, since sign language can be misleading for the inexperienced.”

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:07 PM

Helen recently failed her IQ test.


#4765    ouija ouija

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:54 PM

OverSword had to Google 'IQ Test' to find out what one was.

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#4766    tipotep

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:55 AM

View Postouija ouija, on 21 November 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:

OverSword had to Google 'IQ Test' to find out what one was.

Ouija had to yahoo google to find out what google was , I guess having a dial up server in Alaska can be a pain at times ?

TiP.

The people who post in the fun and games section have a serious problem with gerbils, this includes and is not limited to Helen, JC and Oversword - they need to seek professional help stat.

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:58 AM

Tips dreads have platted pink ribbons, "where can I get some of those". XD

Edited by xCrimsonx, 22 November 2012 - 12:59 AM.


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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:00 PM

While complaining at the dinner table one evening, xCrimsonx was told by her Mom, 'Enough with the whining already! Shut up and drink your soup before it clots.'

Edited by joc, 22 November 2012 - 04:01 PM.

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#4769    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:10 PM

joc has childhood traumas. From clotted soup to seeing the monster from under the bed being killed by the monster from the closet. Or the other way around, in any case it was violent and traumatic. Dust bunnies and mothballs everywhere, the stuff nightmares are made of splattered on the walls.
Since everyone has their nightmares made of slightly different material, joc’s parents didn’t know what that matter on the wall is, so they called an exorcist, just to be on the safe side.
So, whatever joc does, he has a set of very convincing excuses. Do not startle him, by the time he stops only defending himself from danger so real in his mind, you will be dead. And he'll be sprinkling mothballs over your corpse to stop you from springing back to unlife and grabbing him by the ankle from under the bed.

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:24 PM

After countless nights spent at cemeteries unsuccessfully looking for Spirits...Helen finally contacted a Medium, who told her that he had made contact with Spirits, which told him...Please keep Helen out of the cemetery!  We are just trying to rest and she keeps scaring everybody with her OcotHat and her endless moaning mantra of:  Ghosts in the graveyard come out to play, Helen is here, come out I say!

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now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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