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#4786    joc

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:35 PM

The truth of truths is that there is only ONE UM member...Helen and I are the same person...and now I am going to get banned for posting as 100,000+ alias...but since I am also Saru...I will have to ban myself.

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#4787    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:18 PM

joc only made up that lie because he wish to be me ..

"why should we not rely on Allah when he guided us our path . we shall certainly bear with patience all the hurt you may cause us. for those who want to put their trust in someone should put their trust in Allah.


#4788    ouija ouija

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:23 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 24 November 2012 - 03:24 PM, said:

Ouija Ouija loves me and jocs book so much because she had already tapped into the Knowledge of being controlled by lizards long ago and has been searching for such a book for a long time. She got very excited when she finally found the book and bought all of them. She is now in the process of telling her own story about the lizards in her life.

Joc, who has separated from me now, and after all was the part of me that was into lizardry, has moved in with her and agrees to help her write the story. The lizards that rule them are in her yard, under the beds and in the closets. A few of the small ones hang out and swing on the chandelier. These are the least 'abusive' but are still rather mean (throwing things at them, pooping on them, etc..)

I actually live on The Lizard Peninsular IRL!!!!!! How brilliant is THAT!!

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#4789    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 05:13 PM

Now we know what made David Icke come to his conclusions.

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#4790    ouija ouija

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 06:33 PM

Helen is jealous because I am David Icke in reality :P

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#4791    joc

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 08:00 PM

Ouija Ouija is not David Icke!  Ouija Ouija is David Letterman in drag!

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#4792    SpiritWriter

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 04:29 AM

Joc has a plunger bottom.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#4793    with bells on

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 06:13 AM

spirit writer is a satanist..  

(you know who, who got banned, told me..)


#4794    Likely Guy

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 06:35 AM

With Bells On,

Just got banned.


#4795    Solipsi Rai

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 07:56 AM

...Likely guy is most likely a girl (after all, there are "NO girls" on the internets)...

:innocent: The Truth is Out There - the X Files. :alien:

#4796    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 03:24 PM

Tsa-La-Gie Oyate knows, he dated seven “girls” he met on line so far and only one of them surprised him with his package. All others were obvious right from the start, but TLG Oyate was desperate right to the end.
Story of our lives, whether we want to admit it or not.

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#4797    SpiritWriter

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 03:43 PM

Helen hasn't been able to get the octopus off her face for a dam long time. She still smells alright though surprisingly (this is the lie).

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#4798    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 05:41 PM

SpiritWriter is saving for plastic surgery. Her aim is to look like Cocker Spaniel so her looks match her behaviour.
So far she was able to put aside a can of spam, two juicy bones and a pair of dirty socks.
She would save more, but her garden is so small and she has run out of space for digging up more holes.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 06:15 PM

Helen grows ferns from the dirt accumulated in the crack of her bum. :D

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#4800    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 06:55 PM

Grows, harvests, dries, crumbles and sells as dried spice herbs.
SpiritWriter doesn’t want to buy any other kind since she tasted Aunty Helen’s Dryly.

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