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#4876    Biff Wellington

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:52 AM

Simbi is actually a Djinn.


#4877    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:55 AM

You guys ,none of this stuff is lies ...

Biff owns a pair of boxer shorts that have hello kitty all over it ,with the slogan ,"Hello Ti***es

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#4878    SpiritWriter

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 02:55 PM

Simbi eats Cheetos in the bed and shares them with small(ish), brown, fast scurrying, hard shelled critters.

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Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#4879    OverSword

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:56 PM

SpiritWriter hides flakes of dead skin from her feet between her couch cushoins as she watches reality television.


#4880    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:11 PM

Simbi’s pet toad gave me those.
“No, no, it’s safe” she said “I do that twice a week, it’s great for your skin tone and kills yeast if you have any, not that I had any since I can remember... not that I can remember further back than... not that I know how far back I can remember... Helen, where do I live, again?”

This is the last time I take cosmetic or pervert advices from you. Miss Early Alzheimer.



Edit: OK, I'm the Early Alzheimer club too, officially. It was meant for Simbi and my carbuncles from page or two ago :lol:


OverSword said he loves me the way I am. With carbuncles and with no car hole.

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#4881    OverSword

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:30 PM

That's true, as long as you keep paying me.  BTW, you're over a week late on your December payment, it's supposed to be postmarked by the 20th, remember?


#4882    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:44 PM

I pay him in coupons.
He swaps them for cheap booze and then swaps cheap booze for even cheaper plastic surgeons. They call them plastic because they operate with disposable plastic cutlery. So far OverSword had left side of his abdominal fat sewn through so it looks like half a sixpack and that’s how much he paid for it.

How about cash for December? In the world of food stamps, a sausage is the cash. Half metre sausage, spicy and with pedigreed trichinae.
(What's thrichinae? Worms. The kind that invades flesh of mammals that eat raw or undercooked meat.)

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#4883    Feebs

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:54 PM

those sausages come from the inner realms of her bowels

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#4884    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:18 PM

No, they don’t. They’d have the scent of roses if they did.

Feebs once touched a dog ****, on a dare.
The second time she touched it because she liked what it felt like the first time. On the third occasion, it was for the science, to test if the initial feeling was objective or the consequence of the reverse shock effect. The fourth time she touched a turd because she had nothing better to do and after that she stopped counting or noting why she does what she does.

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#4885    Feebs

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:40 PM

Helen is sat in just a big baby grow right now x

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#4886    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:05 PM

Feebs never brushes her teeth, she lets her pet rat clean them for her. Just like her pet rat she had before this one, until the unfortunate sneezing attack she had while the poor rodent was doing her molars.
Gesund...ewww...heit.

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#4887    Feebs

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:14 PM

at least that is better than where you let your rats clean...lol..wouldnt want to be going there x

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#4888    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:42 PM

Feebs doesn’t want to go there because she’s afraid she might get lost, like she regularly gets lost anywhere she goes. Once she got lost in the elevator. Twice at the gas station. All the time in her own bathroom. And when she goes shopping, she gets so lost they have to search for her using metal detector. Thank god for the steel plate in her skull, otherwise they’d have to put radio-collar on her neck to locate her.

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#4889    Feebs

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 10:16 PM

only because your rats are into bum love...you love furry things there x

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#4890    joc

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 03:40 AM

One night Feebs and I went dancing at a local pub close to where she lives...she wanted to lead and I let her...big mistake...now I have a cast on BOTH of my feet!

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