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#4966    joc

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:02 PM

Actually Feebs mum asked me to show her my hairy bum.

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:03 PM

this is why your nick name is harry crumb AKA hairy bum...lol

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:07 PM

Twas your mum that gave me the nickname...and you know all about it because you always watch through the keyhole!

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:09 PM

you bribed me to watch saying it was santa delivering my pressies...x

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:10 PM

What you didn't realize is that you watching..WAS...your pressies.

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:11 PM

lol....and not much of an eyeful was there of them x

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:19 AM

Feebs threw joc off the balcony and he landed on his back in a batch of roses. She was terribly upset at what pressies he tried to give her vicariously through the peep hole.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:44 AM

Seeing my dilemma, Spirit Writer dragged me out of the roses and attempted to give me mouth to mouth resuscitation.  Having just come off of a three day drunk without once brushing her teeth I died on the spot but fortunately was resuscitated in the ER by a professional nurse that looked a lot like Feebs.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:34 PM

i was in E R only to bring you back to throw you over yet another balcony as once was just not enough :P

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:42 PM

feebs actually had her mouth sewed  to her cheeks so she can keep smiling

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:45 PM

Knight's no knight! He's a page!

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:50 PM

you suggested i see your surgeon to get it done so i can join your clown school....but it back fired as i look too damn good with a smile to be a demented clown like yourself x

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 04:11 PM

When bored, Feebs would often try catching her own tail. She’s determined to stop doing that, because she’s afraid she might actually catch it and then what?

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:30 PM

Helen of Annoy had a can of preserved fish for breakfast this morning.  Mmmm, mmmm.


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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:55 PM

OverSword met an attractive girl at costume party.
They had great time and she let him know, before they get too wasted, that she’s interested in meeting him again. Perfect, huh? Not quite, she said she “can’t wait to see you without that hilarious fat suit”.
What was a mummy costume in OverSword's mind, turned out to be Michelin Man in that girl's eyes.
Hilarious misconceptions and their tragic consequences.

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