Seeing my dilemma, Spirit Writer dragged me out of the roses and attempted to give me mouth to mouth resuscitation. Having just come off of a three day drunk without once brushing her teeth I died on the spot but fortunately was resuscitated in the ER by a professional nurse that looked a lot like Feebs.
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold ReverbNation
feebs actually had her mouth sewed to her cheeks so she can keep smiling
by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great
OverSword met an attractive girl at costume party.
They had great time and she let him know, before they get too wasted, that she’s interested in meeting him again. Perfect, huh? Not quite, she said she “can’t wait to see you without that hilarious fat suit”.
What was a mummy costume in OverSword's mind, turned out to be Michelin Man in that girl's eyes.
Hilarious misconceptions and their tragic consequences.
Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb