They're wearing steel that's bright and true
They carry news that must get through
They choose the path where no-one goes
Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:44 AM
Seeing my dilemma, Spirit Writer dragged me out of the roses and attempted to give me mouth to mouth resuscitation. Having just come off of a three day drunk without once brushing her teeth I died on the spot but fortunately was resuscitated in the ER by a professional nurse that looked a lot like Feebs.
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold
OverSword met an attractive girl at costume party.
They had great time and she let him know, before they get too wasted, that she’s interested in meeting him again. Perfect, huh? Not quite, she said she “can’t wait to see you without that hilarious fat suit”.
What was a mummy costume in OverSword's mind, turned out to be Michelin Man in that girl's eyes.
Hilarious misconceptions and their tragic consequences.