Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
"I was born with a priceless gift - the ability to laugh at other peoples' troubles" - Dame Edna Everage
Do not look into Feebs eyes! She cleaned out the mucko on the bottom and sides of her Cauldron of Luv and dried the ingredients. She then rolled the ingredients in a Zig Zag paper she found in the bottom of her purse and smoked the dried potion. Suddenly her eyes turned hot pink and she is now able to zap anyone with her Hot Pink Laser Eyes, just like Imagine Dragons.
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold ReverbNation
SpiritWriter uses her real life to create fictional stories for the National Enquirer. One popular story "I had Bigfoots Baby" was based on her experience with her aunts 2nd husband. The family is still not too happy about that whole event.
On the up side it did result in a new nephew/cousin/son!
You know what they say about men with big feet! Overswords girlfriend was in the back cover of the same issue. The headline read: little willy's exposure to air had an adverse affect on insemination. "we want to adopt!"
The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6
Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung
It was OverSword’s fault. He screamed at Justin Beaver photos so loud they had to either restrict the Internet access either transfer him back to male section.
They went with Internet limitations, and OS drew a picture of Beaver on the wall and had fits of hysteria in front of it. Complete with pulling his hair.
So he’s back among men and is posting that from doughnut shaped cushion.
The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.
For a while Helen tried waxing her mustache but after it connected with her beard she started to like the way it looked. Once that blends with the hair growing out of her nipples she will save alot of money because shirts will become optional for her.