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#4996    ealdwita

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:40 PM

Feeb's recipe for Xmas pud.......


Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
    Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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#4997    Feebs

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:45 PM

is now in truble for copy rights and has to eat all said ingredients while standing on his head....lol...that was my secret recipe x

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 02:33 PM

Do not look into Feebs eyes!  She cleaned out the mucko on the bottom and sides of her Cauldron of Luv and dried the ingredients.  She then rolled the ingredients in a Zig Zag paper she found in the bottom of her purse and smoked the dried potion.  Suddenly her eyes turned hot pink and she is now able to zap anyone with her Hot Pink Laser Eyes, just like Imagine Dragons.

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once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:12 PM

is rather jealous of my pinkness x

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:18 PM

NOT jealous of your pinkness..Pinkness is for girls and Princesses and Rock Stars...I am jealous of your Laser Stare.

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once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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#5001    SpiritWriter

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:23 PM

Feebs thought the cauldron was a new potty, so she's been training on it. So far it's been pretty explosive... :)

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:23 PM

SpiritWriter uses her real life to create fictional stories for the National Enquirer.  One popular story "I had Bigfoots Baby" was based on her experience with her aunts 2nd husband.  The family is still not too happy about that whole event.
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On the up side it did result in a new nephew/cousin/son!


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:30 PM

You know what they say about men with big feet! Overswords girlfriend was in the back cover of the same issue. The headline read: little willy's exposure to air had an adverse affect on insemination. "we want to adopt!"

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5004    OverSword

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 06:47 PM

SpiritWriter saves money by not doing laundry to excess.  She wears her socks until the bottoms are hard and crusty.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:32 PM

Then OverSword wears them for two weeks more....Just to be close, you understand.


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Posted 11 December 2012 - 07:49 PM

I'm sentimental. emphasis on the mental part.

Blue Star hasn't been around for a while because the section of the womens prison they were keeping her in for the last couple of months has very limited internet access.


#5007    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:01 PM

It was OverSword’s fault. He screamed at Justin Beaver photos so loud they had to either restrict the Internet access either transfer him back to male section.
They went with Internet limitations, and OS drew a picture of Beaver on the wall and had fits of hysteria in front of it. Complete with pulling his hair.
So he’s back among men and is posting that from doughnut shaped cushion.

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The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:17 PM

For a while Helen tried waxing her mustache but after it connected with her beard she started to like the way it looked.  Once that blends with the hair growing out of her nipples she will save alot of money because shirts will become optional for her.


#5009    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:40 PM

OverSword’s fault, as usual.
I used what I thought was his wax. It was vaseline. Now I have to degrease me somehow before I mow it all like I always do, with no pain or other metrosexual problems.

In short, OverSword keeps his vaseline in an old mayonnaisse jar labelled "wax". Right next to lard jar, to make it worse.

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The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:05 PM

Actually that wasn't vaseline, wax, or mayonaisse, it was the jar that Helen spits in when she's chewing tobaco.