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#5011    Feebs

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 10:14 PM

and thats what you use for your moisturiser.....ewwww

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:49 AM

Feebs is the most beloved princess of a land called hmhgcmhcmhvh. Her best friend Unie is a unicorn  he also has pink hair, with added blue streaks, he also has a two stars, one pink an one blue, tattoed on his plastic booty. Her father is tall and skinny, has a thin black waxed mustache and wears a purple crushed velvet cape, his hair is made of rubber that has been formed by a special mold to be the semblance of grapes. Everywhere he goes, people (and other creatures) want him to bend down so they can smell it. He refuses to bow so he has one of his servants carry around a footstool for him. Feebs recently got herself in trouble for spending a little to much time in a hollowed out tree trunk, which is the known secret lair of the kingdoms witch. She didn't make any deals with her, she just ate a few cupcakes.  




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#5013    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:32 PM

SpiritWriter eats toast with fork and knife. Literally.
That’s why she sets metal detectors off. It runs in her family, actually, her uncle would eat a bicycle like other people eat popsicles.
Their bathroom looks like scrap metal yard.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:42 PM

Helen of Annoy smokes big cigars.  She doesn't really like the way they taste but feels that in combination with her machine gun it makes her look tough, like Arnold Shwarzenegar with breasts.


#5015    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:56 PM

:lol:
OverSword just told you what he dreamt last night. Woke up feeling all... nass bis auf die Haut. Hoping I'll be back.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:57 PM

Oversword takes secret ballroom dancing lessons . He's hoping to get light on his feet,to impress a lovely lass he has a schoolboy crush on .
Problem is,he really does have two left feet.
When he had that random foot transplant back in 83,the doctor used the wrong foot .
This is why he falls over all the time ,and its really why the lovely lass avoids him at all costs .


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#5017    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:59 PM

Wow,I typed too long,and Helen posted first.We double zingered poor OS.
He's not having a good week ,I do not think :P

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 12 December 2012 - 05:59 PM.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:11 PM

Double zingered by two beautiful women!  Who wouldn't want to be me right now?

Simbi has a huge crush on me, when I make mysogonistic comments her feeling intensify!


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:13 PM

View PostOverSword, on 12 December 2012 - 06:11 PM, said:

Double zingered by two beautiful women!  Who wouldn't want to be me right now?

Simbi has a huge crush on me, when I make mysogonistic comments her feeling intensify!

Misogyny is just another word for what oversword calls "dating".


Owwww,zinger again !

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#5020    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:17 PM

:D They all are amazed with fantasies of two girls at the same time so... no one wants two mother-in-laws or two harpies at the same time, but two is two...

Reminds me of that Bosnian joke...
Haso: “Mujo, would you rather do your wife Fata once or have me do you twice?”
Mujo: “Hmm... Fata is Fata, but twice is twice...”


Simbi actually got the joke. Because she spent some time with UN peace keeping forces in Bosnia. Americans didn’t know if they have gremlins there, in Bosnia, so they brought their own. Simbi was so successful she was 3 months ahead of schedule, they had to bring more equipment to keep her busy.


Edit: I can't spell.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 12 December 2012 - 06:18 PM.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:17 PM

Simbi is cheating on me with feebs because she loves her new avatar!

Helen cut in front of me, now I can't see simbi past her huge behind.

Edited by OverSword, 12 December 2012 - 06:19 PM.


#5022    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:21 PM

This is not my bony behind that’s blocking your view, it’s your own hand, frozen in hangover facepalm since Friday. OverSword, hah! HangoverSword.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:21 PM

lol...oversword only takes the pee because he really loves a huge load in the trunk and wont admit it x

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:26 PM

And now Feebs tagged simbi out so she could help Helen give me a double zinger!  MEYOW!

Edited by OverSword, 12 December 2012 - 06:49 PM.


#5025    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:28 PM

Edit: karma!


OverSword sleeps under the bed, because he's so scared of monsters from under the bed. His logic is, if I'm here, they can't be too, since there's no room for both me and a whole monster.

You forgot their dimensional shifting abilities. In other words, you're so screwed when the monster comes back home and finds you under his bed.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 12 December 2012 - 06:31 PM.

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