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#5071    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 04:46 PM

No, Simbi, I don’t want the knitting needle back. Not if it has one or two eyes on it and I don’t care if you’ve put shades on them so they don’t look so intrusive.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:10 PM

Helen takes disco dancing lessons hoping to make more friends.  This of course because her supply of friends are running extremely low since she has put about half the population of Sucamore Beach in the pot and boiled the meat off of thier bones.


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Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:43 PM

oversword runs like a girl

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 04:58 PM

Cenobite was rubbish in his first p*£n m*>!e so they made him a fluffer instead ............ he even fluffed that! :lol:

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 05:08 PM

ouija is a transman

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#5076    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:30 PM

Don’t listen to cenobite. He’s hormonally confused since that little accident with his wife's pills. He grew boobs as result and liked that. So he kept taking them, hoping for bigger boobs, but instead he developed permanent PMS.
You should sue. Instructions said nothing about side-effects of prolonged use in males.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:37 PM

Helen makes out with Octupus on Mars. Humanity is saved. Sort of.


#5078    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:48 PM

AsteroidX was named Haemorrhoid Asteroid when it was discovered, because it looked like... well, like that... through telescope.
After it was confirmed it’s on collision path with Earth they changed its name because they feared tasteless jokes would spoil the doomsday atmosphere.

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#5079    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 11:06 PM

Helen runs like a boy ,but that's because the hatopus has now clamped himself onto another crevice ,for warmth .
It's actually quite uncomfortable for Helen ,but she just keeps telling herself ,anything is better than going back t dating guys on UM.
The incidents with oversword,cenobite and alienated being left her scarred for life ,quite literally .

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 17 December 2012 - 11:07 PM.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 02:18 AM

Speaking of cenobites...The last movie I saw wasn't really the movie at all...in fact, I don't think anyone was watching the screen...the entire theater was focused on what was happening in row 8.  Simbi, a female cenobite and Pinhead were...doing things I would get banned for even mentioning here...but yeah...it was a very good movie...even if I can't remember the name of the actual film!

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 01:30 PM

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 03:40 PM

cenobite fills his smalls with dirt and pretends to be a worm.


#5083    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 03:45 PM

Oversword has a pet worm . His name is Basil Wolverhampton .
Oversword takes Basil with him everywhere ,on a tiny leash ,with a rhinestone encrusted collar,so he can tell which end is which .
It is still very embarrassing when Basil asexually mates with himself .
Oversword just tells people , " its nothing ,he's having a seizure is all".
Which is all well and good ,until there are two Basils .

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 03:51 PM

Simbi sends me naked pictures of herself in provacative and sometimes downright disturbing poses.  On the back are written phrases such as "get over youself, it's not like you can do better than this" and "not bad for an old lady, right?"


#5085    Simbi Laveau

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:06 PM

View PostOverSword, on 18 December 2012 - 03:51 PM, said:

Simbi sends me naked pictures of herself in provacative and sometimes downright disturbing poses.  On the back are written phrases such as "get over youself, it's not like you can do better than this" and "not bad for an old lady, right?"

What oversword doesn't know is,said photos are of a UM moderator who has a massive crush on him .
She and I cooked the story up ,so she can remain anon while she stalks him .She will eventually keep him captive in her ready made Dr Phibes room .

Soon,he will be hers !
(I'm invited to the wedding!)


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