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[OverSword]

Helen puts a rubber glove on her jead and walks around the house clucking like a chicken.

[Helen of Annoy]

Filthy lie! I usually put a funnel on my head. Sometimes a bucket. Or a pot. It doesn't really matter what, I'm not picky.

OverSword has explanation for everything he did. I meant to say, he didn’t do.

[Blue Star]

OverSword was the first one to do this trick with a condom on his jead, Oooops sorry Head.
OOOOPS, Hells bells, that pesky kid jumped in before I could scramble some words together.

Ahhhhhhh!

What to say about Helen of Annoy??????


HoA........Has hairy feet....on her soles that is, very unusual indeed.

Edited by Blue Star, 19 December 2012 - 05:40 PM.

[Helen of Annoy]

That’s nothing, Blue Star used to have hooves. Then she asked Little Mermaid for advice and got her human feet the same way Little Mermaid got hers. In exchange for excruciating pain. Then Disney destroyed the original fairytale, which was about pain that comes with womanhood and now no one will believe me when I tell you the truth and nothing but the truth, except maybe few hyperboles.


Edit: and losing her tongue, mind you, if a little mermaid wants to be an adult woman and get married she has to lose her tongue. Jesus patriarchal Christ, I feel like b****slapping Hans Christian Andersen right now...

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 19 December 2012 - 05:55 PM.

[SpiritWriter]

Helen has alloy wheels gauged in her earlobes and goes face first as she drives down the street. Her toes tag along behind moving very rapidly against the concrete while her body is straight and elevated above the ground.

[OverSword]

SpiritWriter has so many body piercings that she jingles when she walks down the street and everyone thinks she's one of Santas Riendeer.

Edited by OverSword, 19 December 2012 - 06:52 PM.

[Blue Star]

Truth is, OverSword is one of santa's reindeer...He's the one dragging along at the back, getting all the other reindeers number two's in his face, as they fly through the air with the greatest of ease.......Or is that some dude on a flying trapeze???? Whatever....The other reindeer call him pooh face, self explanatory why really. Poof for short.

[Helen of Annoy]

Blue Star cured my disorder that made me mention excrements of any kind in every single thread I’ve ever participated.

[Simbi Laveau]

Helen doesn't have body piercings ,but she claims to do them,for a small fee.
She lures unsuspecting teenage fools into her lair...err home,and leads them into her basement ....where she keeps her "piercer equipment".


She only has one thing she uses to piece ....,she pierces them with her favorite iron maiden .
She bought the thing at Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale ....along with a few of Liz' favorite vein scissors .

All those kids you see on the back of milk cartons ...yup. Helens "clients".

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 19 December 2012 - 07:49 PM.

[Helen of Annoy]

Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale
When I finally come into position where I will be able to quit my job, I will seriously put a sign on my office door that reads exactly that

Maybe I’ll work with Simbi in her voodoo salon. She does your and your enemy’s hair.

[Simbi Laveau]

Helen of Annoy, on 19 December 2012 - 08:39 PM, said:

Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale
When I finally come into position where I will be able to quit my job, I will seriously put a sign on my office door that reads exactly that

Maybe I’ll work with Simbi in her voodoo salon. She does your and your enemy’s hair.

Marie Laveau (voodoo queen of new orleans) ,was actually a hairdresser you know .

And you should see the stuff I got at Vlad Tepes garage sale ....

You should admit it Helen ,you're a Twihard ,on team Jacob .

[OverSword]

Simbi walks the streets of Manhattan collecting cats.  Not because she's a cat lady but because she makes a pretty good living selling live cats to asian restaruants.

[Old Man Waffles]

Oversword owns over 500 barbie dolls. He's been collecting them since he was 7 years old, and a little girl!

[OverSword]

Old Man Waffles lives under a bridge and makes horrible fartty sounds when people walk over it.

[Old Man Waffles]

Oversword lives in a dumpster, only popping his head out to occasionally snatch cats and small children, so he has something to eat!