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[Helen of Annoy]

Simbi Laveau, on 20 December 2012 - 01:09 PM, said:

Marie Laveau (voodoo queen of new orleans) ,was actually a hairdresser you know .

And you should see the stuff I got at Vlad Tepes garage sale ....

You should admit it Helen ,you're a Twihard ,on team Jacob .

I didn’t know. I’m ****en psychic. Useless info only. God forbid I’d pick up something useful.



Old Man Waffles doesn’t ever eat. Hshe lives on air, sunshine and beauty. And liquid fertilizer, but we won't mention it because it doesn't sound profound.

[OverSword]

Helen paints her toenails so noblody can tell they're black and green.

[Helen of Annoy]

Noblody is my new favourite English word


OverSword had herpes but only for two hours. That’s how long it took for viruses to realize where they have landed and to evacuate. Seven of them were crushed to death in stampede, which is admirable if you take their numbers and the intensity of panic into account.

[SpiritWriter]

Helen has gangrene on her face. It started in her mouth and gradually spread throughout the years. She finally went to the doctors, knowing she would have to deal with it soon (overswords coming over for christmas, it will be their first "official" date after months of cyber communication) she was horrified to find out she will have to have an emergency nose-indectimy.she hasnt told oversword yet (so I hope he's not looking - cross your fingers helen ) shes called the prayer hotline for help, she promised a lady shed get baptized in the name of jesus if she would donate her nose for surgery. Its approximately the right size and shape. The lady hasn't agreed yet, she said she'll pray about it and talk it over with her pastor.

Edited by SpiritWriter, 20 December 2012 - 11:54 PM.

[OverSword]

After reading that I'm from Seattle Spirit Writer moved here.  Now she walks around West Lake Center scanning the crowd, wondering, 'which one could be OverSword, it must surely be one of the better looking men'?

[Helen of Annoy]

OverSword stands on a chair to make it easier for SpiritWritier to spot him.

[rrainn]

Geezeee,   Oh Low. That poor thing above,...yes its true... its an Octipiem upon her head. humm. I try & try to speak with her
ah.. but to no aveil..... she screams ...wait .... what... who is tha......wait ... i can't...
yes ,  it is all so true that she claims to be from Enland (ack!) however, I 've hear she's as Irish as me.....  Oh low.....
tisk-tisk.....




Kackle!!!     * it's not so cold here I a have arrived............*

Edited by rrainn, 21 December 2012 - 04:46 PM.

[Helen of Annoy]

rrain is not Irish. She was, but she was excommunicated after it was discovered she can’t sing or at least mumble one Irish song.

[OverSword]

I hear they are going to make Helen honorary Irish citizen because she drinks like one.

[Helen of Annoy]

I already have Irish in-laws though one of my cousins. Not my first cousin, and it’s Australian Irish, but still, family is family and Irish are Irish.

OverSword is fasting so he can’t toast with anything alcoholic. Therefore he takes the trash out because anyone else would get lost from here to the bin. Not to mention going back. With no flashlight. Or compass. Or map. Have I told you about that guy who drank the alcohol out of compass?

[Blue Star]

H of A never wanders of point, she's aways on the ball.....snow balls or any other alcoholic based drink that makes her ramble and tell tall tales.

Edited by Blue Star, 21 December 2012 - 06:52 PM.

[Helen of Annoy]

Blue Star gave me that ball last Christmas. I kept it in the fridge the whole time, taking it out only once a week to cuddle with it and then put it back before it melts.
That’s explains the chills Blue Star feels once a week and her strange need to hug the fridge.
That and the illegal substances. I told you it will damage your brain.

[ouija ouija]

Helen puts gift-wrapped empty boxes under the Christmas tree.

[OverSword]

Speaking of balls, ouija gives men blue balls for Christmas.

[Helen of Annoy]

OverSword painted white “m” on each of his.