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#5251    Blue Star

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 01:39 AM

grendals-bane only likes 'S' bends or he was well up to diving in and grabbing it for himself.


#5252    PlanB

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 03:43 AM

Blue Star is unable to bend at the waist due to terrible hula hoop accident some time ago where she was the only survivor. If you try to bring this up around her, she'll simply look off into the distance while gently swaying her hips.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:11 PM

Plan B was the perp who injected nitro-glycerin into BlueStar's Hula Hoop.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 04:39 PM

joc likes to call everyone "perp" because it makes him feel like he's on the classic police drama NYPD: Blue. Unfortunately, this also leads to gratuitous butt shots of him.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 05:49 PM

PlanB claims he’s his own twin brother. He’s so skilled and persuasive even his mother now believes she had twins, and it’s only pure coincidence she never saw both of them at the same time.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 06:55 PM

Helen has an evil twin from an alternate universe, but it's hard to tell them apart because they both sport sinister goatees.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 07:27 PM

Plan B is actually the creator of Sex in the City and currently has a law suit trying to sue the producers of the prequel 'The Carrie Diaries'.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 08:02 PM

OverSword had a small role in “The Carrie Dairy”. They’d give him bigger role but he just couldn’t go on, not even with expert fluffer taking care of him.

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 10:45 PM

Helen was that fluffer and don't tell her, but she's not as expert as she thinks she is.


#5260    Blue Star

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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:25 PM

That's only because OverSword taught her all she knows.


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Posted 08 January 2013 - 11:30 PM

Blue Star is pondering becoming a convert to islam.  Not because she believes in the religion but it would give her a good reason to cover her face in public.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:47 AM

Oversword makes all his girlfriends convert to Islam ,for the exact same reason .He's not very picky .Shhhhh !

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 08:30 AM

Simbi also covers her face, but only because she works as a part time ninja. Her driver's license photo is just a blurry shadow and a pair of eyes that whisper death.


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 01:47 PM

PlanB would love, love, love...... to cover his face, it's just with a nose that large and teeth that protruding; theres not enough cloth to accommodate that amount of coverage.


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 03:21 PM

Hey Blue Star, I saw you looking in my window last night.  I would appreciate if in the future you brought a rag and some windex to clean the drool off of it.