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#5266    Blue Star

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:40 PM

Then what would you use to slather your toast with in the mornin' OverSword??? You know you love nothing more than my pungent drool smeared across your dripping chin each bite.


#5267    PlanB

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:42 PM

Oversword likes to change in front of his window just in case the casting director for Magic Mike 2 happens to stroll by. Don't let his false modesty fool you, that spotlight is there for a reason. Blue Star drooling is just a coincidence and symptom of her rabies. (BOOM! DOUBLE LIE)


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:51 PM

which I got after sharing my dinner with PlanB.


#5269    OverSword

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:55 PM

Blue Stars drool dripping from my toast down my chin was a more pleasant experience before she stopped brushing her teeth.


#5270    Blue Star

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 04:57 PM

Who you kiddin' OverSword...We all know you love it like that.


#5271    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:37 PM

Blue Star can fit whole toffee in that cavity in her molar. Which one? The only one she has left.

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#5272    Blue Star

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:55 PM

H of A, only has toffees for her teeth........ Thats why she's just soooooooo jell of my molar. Posted Image


#5273    OverSword

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 05:59 PM

Blue Star just loves posting pictures of her new boyfriend.  She's been single since 1976.


#5274    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:06 PM

But she dumped you for a good reason. Not because you were wearing bell-bottoms, everyone did back then, but that Afro wig was just too much.

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#5275    Blue Star

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

Hold on you two

That's a pic' of me!!!!!
How dare you! OverSword, how dare you!....

I was thinking of using it as my new av' ....... but then thought, I'd have all you guys wanting a piece of me....I know what sort you go gaga over H of A. ;)


#5276    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:15 PM

Blue Star is not that attractive in reality! That photo is all photoshop and makeup! *sulks*  
And she has no suction cups.

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 06:32 PM

Helen of Annoys, green eyed monster is a permanent feature......But we can all see that, can't we ....Even when she tries to distract us with a shiny wrist watch. mmmm :yes: ...shiny wrist watch.....no, no, mustn't look.


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Posted 09 January 2013 - 07:08 PM

Blue Star, have you seen my wrist watch?

(She says no and looks the other way... I’m pretty sure she nicked it.)

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#5279    Blue Star

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Posted 09 January 2013 - 07:19 PM

Pay back for nickin' me suction cups.


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Posted 10 January 2013 - 02:39 AM

Blue Star only owns those suction cup pasties they use down at the Nudie Bar Al Bundy always went to .
That's why her coworkers call her Long In the Tooth Blue ,which is right next to that photo of her up there ,that's on the marquee outside the club ,pasted on a telephone pole .

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