Which is a step up from the job Simbi held at the peep show.....No, of course she wasn't behind the glass touching her private parts for the customers, she was mopping up the booths when they were done.
OverSword never leaves anything behind him there. He picks up every last tissue and wipes any of his fingerprints clean.
Because he’s trying not to, but you never know when he might lose the battle against the bloodthirsty animat that lives inside his mind, demanding blood.
But blame him not, that's reincarnative issue, he was a mosquito in his previous life.
Helen has learned the trick of leaving people all of thier blood and just sucking the happiness out of any situation. I said "Hi Helen, wonderful day isn't it?" and she replied "what's so wonderful about it?" and I said "well the sun is shining" and she said "So now we will all die from melanoma" and I said "if they catch it early it's easily treatable" and she said "sure if you wasn to lose all of your hair and look like a concentration camp survivor" my reply was "Or a supermodel" ad she said "looking good doesn't make you a happy person" and I asked "what do you think makes a happy person then?" and she said "You should be a criminal being happy in this terrible world" and the conversation just keeps going like that.
Blue Star doesn’t know I wear each pair of her clean underwear for couple minutes and then put them back in the drawer. Neatly. That almost gave me away, she’s not that neat herself, but she thinks it’s her fairy godmother taking care of her undies.
Blue Star does know this and promptly bags all of the panties that Helen tries on. These end up getting sold on the Japanese black market where they're known as Full of Vigor Octopus Girl Underwear #1.
Sssssssh! but what H of A nor, PlanB realise is, I take a cope of her fingerprints from the fingered, fumbled smalls and transpose her prints into crime scenes across the globe....She's wanted in over two hundred countries.....For crimes she hasn't committed....It's a lot of work on my part but it means I do get to see all these places.
Japan being one of my favourites which is where I saw PlanB buying up all the frillies he could grab.
The thing is, what you and I call the tap......... H o A calls a fish tank. Shame really because you should see what H o A does with her real fish tank.....I can't write it here, it's just way too.....
Oh, that explains what Blue Star did on my tap. You see, we call that contraption with running water in a bowl “a tap”. Then she washed her hands in my fish tank. We thought she's quite insane but generally very nice, so everyone was tapping her shoulders and she said: "No, I'm not tender at all, no matter how long you'd cook me, I'd still be so stringy." and left, forgetting her... that thing you wear on your head... the purse.
Helen was recently abducted by aliens, when they tried to return her her husband met the aliens at the door with a gun saying "No way Jose, you took her you keep her". Helen, we will miss you.....maybe.
grendals_bane lays in bed at night with a jar of vaseline in breathless anticipation of a nocturnal visitation from yours truly. Lose a few pounds mate and we'll see if we can squeeze you in to the schedule.