OverSword spends his night going through all Schwarzenegger movies, trying to spot where I am acting as his stand in. He's collected quite the montage of clips.....I haven't got the heart to tell him it's not me but my cat.
PlanB has this strange habit.......... He is obsessed with my bodily excretions....... He dissects them under a microscope....He failed to notice the pair of faux fur slippers mashed with the rest of his pilfering rubbish collecting.
What he has in methodical desertion skills, he lacks in hygiene...Often cross contaminating his research results by lumping all my waste together in one batch.
OverSword sometimes goes to the airport and pretends he’s waiting for someone. He tried the same at railway station but it just didn’t give the same intercontinental thrill to the whole scene. So it’s the airports.
Every 4-5 times he is mistaken for someone and twice he even made it to the taxi before the victim realized he was supposed to be picked up by a sane person.
Have I ever lost the plot while reading one of your posts?
The will to live maybe, but not the plot... - Junior Chubb
Helen knows oversword does this,because she follows him to said airports and train stations .
She always secretly hopes he will come up behind her and say ,"no,that's not a candybar in my pocket .I'm just happy to see you " ,but he never does .
Closest she got is when he bought a candybar at the kiosk ,and bumped into her when walking away,and he said ,"watch where you're going clumsy".
Edited by Simbi Laveau, 18 January 2013 - 01:57 PM.
Simbi wears her clothes backward and her shoes on the wrong feet and refuses to listen to anyone tell her she's got it all wrong.
'A phantom,' said my Uncle Mycroft, who had just materialised, 'is essentially a heteromorphic wave pattern that gains solidity when the apparition converts thermal energy from the surroundings to visible light. It's a fascinating process and I'm amazed no one has thought of harnessing it - a holographic TV that could operate from the heat given off by an average-size guinea pig.' ~ First Among Sequels, Jasper Fforde