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[PlanB]

Helen of Annoy is known as the face that launched a thousand ships. I'm sure it was coincidence that all of the captains happened to be blind.

[Blue Star]

PlanB smokes a cigar and likes to jump out the back of moving white vans.

[OverSword]

Blue Stars body type has enabled her to be the stunt double for Arnold Shwarzenegar in his latest movie.

[Helen of Annoy]

OverSword wrote “Arnold Schwarzenegger” hundred times on the blackboard, and, as you can see, he is just too American to spell.

[Blue Star]

Helen of Annoy likes to eat the chalk dust, she sucks it from off the duster rag. It's one of her favourite treats.

[OverSword]

Blue Star sits in her house staring out the window hoping a mormon or a jehova witness will knock on her door so she will have someone besides her cats to talk to.

[Blue Star]

OverSword spends his night going through all Schwarzenegger movies, trying to spot where I am acting as his stand in. He's collected quite the montage of clips.....I haven't got the heart to tell him it's not me but my cat.

[OverSword]

It's an easy mistake to make since Blue Star was born with a rudimenatry tail.

[Blue Star]

Over Sword is jealous of my cat burgling skills.

[PlanB]

Like a cat, Blue Star will occassionally cough up a hairball. Not sure what she's doing to ingest all of that fur though...

[Blue Star]

PlanB has this strange habit.......... He is obsessed with my bodily excretions....... He dissects them under a microscope....He failed to notice the pair of faux fur slippers mashed with the rest of his pilfering rubbish collecting.
You see,
What he has in methodical desertion skills, he lacks in hygiene...Often cross contaminating his research results by lumping all my waste together in one batch.

[OverSword]

Blur Star isn't lying about Plan B but I have seen her licking the hair on her arms.

[Helen of Annoy]

OverSword sometimes goes to the airport and pretends he’s waiting for someone. He tried the same at railway station but it just didn’t give the same intercontinental thrill to the whole scene. So it’s the airports.
Every 4-5 times he is mistaken for someone and twice he even made it to the taxi before the victim realized he was supposed to be picked up by a sane person.

[Simbi Laveau]

Helen knows oversword does this,because she follows him to said airports and train stations .
She always secretly hopes he will come up behind her and say ,"no,that's not a candybar in my pocket .I'm just happy to see you " ,but he never does .
Closest she got is when he bought a candybar at the kiosk ,and bumped into her when walking away,and he said ,"watch where you're going clumsy".

Edited by Simbi Laveau, 18 January 2013 - 01:57 PM.

[Kasey2601]

Simbi wears her clothes backward and her shoes on the wrong feet and refuses to listen to anyone tell her she's got it all wrong.