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#5416    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:59 PM

ouija ouija is a connoisseur of Neanderthal Opera.  She has every DVD ever recorded. :D

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 06:32 PM

Biff is a well known Plagiarist.  Most of the music he writes and claims for his own was actually written by Boy George.  Biff got hold of it by stealing Boy Georges purse from the tour bus.  Just what Biff was doing on Boy George's tour bus we don't want to know for the image would be burned into our minds forever *shivers*


#5418    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:15 PM

OverSword thinks he can orientate in the dark using his sense of smell.
This is why he tried to take no.2 in my sour cabbage vat. This and his tiny alcohol abuse problem.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:51 PM

As it turns out, the way Helen cooks I actually improved the taste.  Best cabbage she ever cooked :yes:


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:28 PM

Oversword smells like doo doo!

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:42 PM

SpiritWriter actually lives in the Japanese town where the statue of David was recently unveiled and she's the one who first suggested that the statue needed underwear...

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#5422    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:59 PM

Lady Kasey doesn’t believe in underwear. It stops natural blood flow and prevents equally natural airing of parts of the body that need it the most.
That’s why she has everything ready for midnight ass liberation action in case they dress David. Or any other statue for that matter.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:52 PM

Lady Kasey has no choice but to 'not believe in underwear' because Helen stole all hers. Actually, I've just sussed out Helen's cunning plan: she has made it her goal and new obsession hobby to steal all the underwear belonging to everyone who posts in 'Fun and Games'. She started with OverSword's and was nearly gassed hooked!

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#5424    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:16 AM

It’s for the science! I’m planning to sew them all together in a paraglider and travel around the world in one unsuccessful attempt that will last 8 hours, complete with preparations.

ouija was the first person who tried paragliding around the world, but her glider got caught in wind chime right after takeoff from her roof. People told her the problem was in the insufficient altitude but she keeps insisting it’s the chime that ruined it.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 07:45 AM

Helen keeps all the farts in bottles thats why shes been able to stay in the air so long. She has a long tube that funnels in all the underwear so she can keep going. She hasnt perfected it yet but is getting pretty close. Watch out Wright Brothers!

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 01:35 PM

SpiritWriter invented the automatic microwave oven. Until then, the turntable had to be cranked manually by a peasant.


#5427    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 04:04 PM

by a peasant... :lol:  

acute alan was approached by plastic surgeon with free Botox offer, if he agrees his photos "before and after" are used in advertising.
And alan accepted, but the "after" photo is the one you can see in his avatar. So the surgeon is suing alan for the full price of botox treatment now and alan is suing him for malpractice, because – you thankfully can’t see that – his ass is perfectly smooth and he has no control over any muscles back there.
It should come back to normal in few months, but in the meantime who’s going to pay for diapers? Not to mention the emotional distress?

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 11 February 2013 - 04:05 PM.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 04:24 PM

Fake booties are helens specialty, she has three in the drawer, two in her purse, one under her skirt, two in the shop and one on layaway. She has a different shape and size for every occasion. Today she's wearing "The Aggresive Blonde".

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#5429    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

SpiritWriter swore never to drink again after she stumbled upon video of herself on YouTube, lapdancing empty bench in the park.
Comments prove that you’re not the only one who thinks there was a guy sitting there in the beginning but he successfully run away while SW was in the trance.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:58 PM

Helen let me borrow "The Get Down, Get Low" booty for that little number. She offered it to me because she had heard raving reviews about my mojo and wanted some of my left over juice. You couldn't tell by the video but the drunk man was actually running from "The Creature" who was anxiously waiting in the bushes near by. He later told Youtube reporters he had seen what appeared to be a half man - half purple squid drooling heavily with his hands extended in a groping manner which had caused him to flee.

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