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#5431    OverSword

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:09 PM

I was not running away from a "creature" unless the creatures name was SpiritWriter.  It wasn't actually the dance that made me run away.  It was SpiritWriter whispering to me "what should we name our children?"

Edited by OverSword, 11 February 2013 - 09:09 PM.


#5432    SpiritWriter

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:21 PM

Oh believe me sweety I already got the best names picked out.. ;)

Overswords sobering up for me and the little ones. Today is day one! Hang in there baby I dont think the shakes can kill you. If you think you might die, Nana's number is on the fridge. I'll pick you up some crackers on the way home.

Xoxo

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

#5433    OverSword

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:31 PM

SpiritWriter has sent me an invitation to appear on Maury.  I along with 7 other men are to be DNA tested to find out which one of us is the baby daddy!


#5434    PlanB

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:34 PM

Oversword has already practiced his hip-hop style dance for when Maury announces that he is not the father.


#5435    SpiritWriter

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:38 PM

Plan b is in several similar situations.

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

Non-ambiguity and non-contradiction are one sided and thus unsuited to express the incomprehensible. -Jung

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:59 PM

View PostSpiritWriter, on 11 February 2013 - 10:38 PM, said:

Plan b is in several similar situations.
With SpiritWriter.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:21 AM

And Oversword.

https://www.youtube....h?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw


#5438    SpiritWriter

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:57 AM

Both yall lying like hell...

The letter kills but The Spirit gives life. 2 Corinthians 3:6

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#5439    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 04:37 PM

Of course they are lying, you can trust SpiritWriter, she never lies.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 04:42 PM

Niether does Helen.  Except when she talks.  If there are words leaving Helens mouth it's a safe bet she's lying.

Edited by OverSword, 12 February 2013 - 04:44 PM.


#5441    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

OverSword is the reason why the Pope resigned. He was on St.Peter square on that day when the seagull attacked the dove of peace and if he hadn’t shooed said seagull away from his sandwich (seriously, who eats a sandwich during general audience with the Pope?! Wafers maybe, but a sandwich...) where was I? Aha. He shooed the seagull and the rest is history.
There are omens too obvious to be ignored.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 12 February 2013 - 06:56 PM.

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#5442    SpiritWriter

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:05 PM

Helen spits out sand and her teeth are really small from being eroded by sea-salt and small rocks.

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#5443    acute

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:02 PM

SpiritWriter was the first person to breathe without gills.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:41 PM

Acute alan has one large green testicle that's twice the size as the rest of his body.


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 12:11 AM

OverSword invented Velcro, after his hands became entangled in his pubic hair.